Heffer Pen

A section of a company office made up entirely of women. Usually staffed middle age overweight women. The old school term for this would have been the typing pool.

Take these papers I just signed up to the heffer pen so they can fax them to the home office.

by azdude June 9, 2009

haffmacke

A very charming guy commonly found lurking after cute girls late at night on twitch.tv, trying to add them on snap chat and instagram. Also most often around level 3 on faceit.

"Wow, you really pulled a haffmacke last night? Did you get any girls snapchats?"

by haffmacke October 18, 2018

Hafeey

Hafeey is a very odd kind of kid but still very funny. he typically is a sporty kid and should really date someone named Sarah. Hafeey is also the kind of kid that doesn't know how to talk to girls, but is very attractive and decently smart.

Hafeey: "Hi i'm Hafeey!"
Person: "Woah, you should date a Sarah!"
Sarah: "Fuck me"

by PPcocaine.dad.com November 11, 2020

Haffenreffer

(Hef-en-ref-er)The finest malt liquer in the land. The highest form of bum juice. Called by some Private Stock. Sold strictly in 40oz servings. Can be found at any liquer store that sells such fine products....with the imported taste.

Man....i have no money for the bars tonight, lets get some Haffenreffer.

by The Boston T-Bag March 11, 2007

hayfever

See hell. A condition virtually unheard of 200 years ago. Something not enough research is being done on

I am suffering right now ..... =(

by hayfever sufferer June 7, 2004

hefferlump

A lazy, fat woman usually being rude or you are insulting them with vulgarity

"Get up and do the dishes you hefferlump!"

by DictumiJ May 27, 2014

Hefferweisengirl

Usually a girl that is very fat brown and ugly and likes cheap beer like hefferweizen

Yo that girl is a hefferweisengirl

by Swagrats October 5, 2016