throw a handy

To give a handjob, often times casually, between two male heterosexual friends; as a favor, or payback for a favor.

Tim: Bill, did you get my laundry?
Bill: Yeah, Tim, it was no big deal.
Tim: Awww. Thanks, I'll throw a handy to you later on.
Bill: Sounds great, and non-gay!

by Matt "The Magnum" May 7, 2008

ben hardy

one of the most gorgeous, intelligent, amazing people in the world. is so fit with long hair. needs to slide into my dms asap.

friend: oh my god look at this boy he’s so fit.
me:em excuse me. that would be ben hardy. born 2nd january 1991. he’s mine. don’t go ANYWHERE near him. thank you 😘

by borhap March 12, 2019

handy shandy

another word for wank, usually by a crack whore for a packet of biscuits

How much is handy shandy?

Dunno, your mom gives them for free... slut

by Dr.Rape March 3, 2009

mr hardy

getting a blowjob while eating ice cream.

guy1 man that mr hardy i got was awesome, sprinkles and all.

guy2 did the brain freeze make it better?

guy1 no but i froze her brain with my cream.

by jonny p stoufer July 28, 2010

W.C. Handy

1. Father of the Blues

2. Handjob in the bathroom (or water closet)

1. W.C. Handy is an amazing composer.

2. That skank Julie is giving out W.C. Handys in the Taco Bell men's room.

by thargor September 11, 2010

Broken Matt Hardy

Matt Hardy's personality after Jeff Hardy put him in the hospital. Speaks with an English accent, refers to people by their middle names, has premonitions, and deletes people from existence. Broken Matt also likes to bite TNA fans and has turned his brother Jeff into an Obsolete Mule, now known as Brother Nero. Broken Matt also has a gardener named Senor Benjamin who specializes in preparing the battlefield for massacre, a drone named Vangaurd 1 who commands Matt's fleet of assault drones and a Dilapidated Boat named Skasguard who saved Matt's life from a Brother Nero attack.

Broken Matt Hardy, you are really weirding me out right now.

by XMC7991 August 26, 2016

Hadiya

The kind of girl who doesn’t give a fuck about unimportant things, loves drama but from a distance. She is the best kind of friend. She is the sexiest and insanely pretty. Never get on her bad side though

Never lose hadiya.

by chickpea:) September 29, 2020