A hypester is like a hipster minus the pretentiousness and a hypebeast minus the douchebaggery.
Theophilus London is the perfect example of a hypester because he has this kind underground swag only found in a hypester.
Theophilus London is the perfect example of a hypester because he has this kind underground swag only found in a hypester.
by MacDrea June 4, 2011
Get the hypester mug.In architecture, a hypostyle hall has a flat ceiling which is supported by columns, as in the Great Hypostyle Hall at Karnak. In this case the columns flanking the central avenue are of greater height than those of the side aisles, and this admits of openings in the wall above the smaller columns, through which light is admitted over the aisle roof, through clerestory windows.
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Great scientists can't really count every living person on a great land mass; so they carry out the process of hypositomation to calculate the number of people living there using facts from the human population over the years up until now.
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(v) hyposeismochondriate
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Post the terrible earthquake and tsunami in Japan,Pipe has been experiencing Hyposeismochondria.
A heavy lunch make me hyposeismohondriate.
Do you think ear infections turn you into an hyposeismochondriac?
A heavy lunch make me hyposeismohondriate.
Do you think ear infections turn you into an hyposeismochondriac?
by PIPESMOKER April 22, 2011
Get the Hyposeismochondria mug.One who hates hipsters, complaining that by unifically deciding vintage is better and mainstream sucks they are conforming to a society of people who are afraid to be defined by society; a hypocritic person that can, by all technicalities, be considered a hipster as they have decided that hipsters are too mainstream.
Hypstyr in a coffee shop: "I hate that all the hipsters come here, they wouldn't know good coffee if it hit them in the face. They just come here because someone told them to."
Person: "So why do you come here?"
Hypstyr: "Because I like the coffee, the environment, and the wifi"
Person: "Yeah...I'm sure that's why they come here too...."
Person: "So why do you come here?"
Hypstyr: "Because I like the coffee, the environment, and the wifi"
Person: "Yeah...I'm sure that's why they come here too...."
by CultureNazi May 13, 2013
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Someone who condescends those who conform, while pontificating their supposedly unique, ironic and disinterested persona, wearing contrasting styles from high-street shops, from their iPhone.
Someone who condescends those who conform, while pontificating their supposedly unique, ironic and disinterested persona, wearing contrasting styles from high-street shops, from their iPhone.
John - "Look what Dave's wearing, he's just given up, he looks like someone's uncle, I'll never end up like that!"
Eddie - "He just doesn't take himself too seriously. Man, you're such a hypstercrite!"
Eddie - "He just doesn't take himself too seriously. Man, you're such a hypstercrite!"
by MajorEyeswater September 10, 2014
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Guy 1: Did you see Vampire Weekend at the Fillmore last night?
Guy 2: No, but I drove by and saw all the hypesters in their skinny jeans.
Guy 2: No, but I drove by and saw all the hypesters in their skinny jeans.
by Slim415 December 20, 2008
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