hoopty hunch

It is the position that the driver of said automobile assumes because of the adjustment of the seat. In attempt to be cool or hip, the seat back is cranked back to the point where the driver feels he/she has attained cool status. The "hunch" aspect of the description becomes apparent when the vehicle starts to move, because the driver, who can't actually see out at this point has to "hunch" forward to see who might be looking at him/her, or maybe even to drive. This is often compounded by the fact that the driver is, for whatever reason, wearing his/her hood up (inside the car!), and can barely operate the vehicle. Should we call it the moron hunch?

The seventeen year old suburban male is often afflicted with hoopty hunch. If the windows are not tinted, he can be spotted with earrings, and wearing his hat backwards, driving his grandmother's 1991 Coupe De Ville. He longs for the day this baby becomes his and he can put 20" wheels on it. But, for now, the seat adjustment is the only grandmother approved modification.

by Magic Carpet March 8, 2009

Pole Hunch

The opposite of chubs. Half mast on the way down.

As they finished, he turned over and watched the pole hunch.

by i81ushouldeat12 March 30, 2009

Dunch Hunch

When one suspects a another person might be a dunch.

"Alex was wearing some pretty tight pants the other day now I've got a real dunch hunch"

by biznitches II April 13, 2010

nerd hunch

The hunch of the back one gets from leaning over a keyboard playing computer games until 3 in the morning or other nerd-type stuff. usually accompanied by twitching fingers from typing-withdrawal.

Mr Ridgeway (A.K.A "The Ridge") has the biggest nerd hunch in the history of the world, on account of he is Braemar College's resident nerd.

by slinki_malinki April 30, 2006

gunnel hunch

Defecating over the side, the gunwale (pronounced "gunnel"), of a boat so as to avoid unnecessarily stinking up the head (the boat's bathroom). The gunnel hunch is considered simple good manners as odors linger on a boat and nobody likes cleaning the head.

This rail on the stern is perfect for holding onto while executing a gunnel hunch. You can use the washdown pump or the sea to clean yourself up afterwards.

by LuvMyRedDog December 20, 2008

Homo Hunch

Someone that you think could possibly be a homosexual.

"Call me crazy, but I got a strong homo hunch that Gary has feelings for Tod"

by Led Sub November 14, 2009

Brunch Hunch

The time of the day in between breakfast and lunch when you slip off to have a quickie.

Jim and Linda like to get up late on Sundays around 10 in the morning, wake up and then have a quick one in the sack and then have something to eat, making it a brunch hunch.

by RmarkT December 16, 2007