Hobosexual

The opposite of Metrosexual. A guy with complete lack of style. One who could care less about what he is wearing or what other people think about his appearance. Usually has need for a haircut and shave.
Dude, what is Kramer wearing?
I don't know man, he's a Hobosexual.
by lawsal July 04, 2013
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Hobosexual

Someone who's sexual orientation is only directed at the homeless.
random person: that hobo is so hot
other random person: are you a hobosexual?
by Harold Harkinam September 24, 2009
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a person who doesnt really care about their looks too much at all, they can be noticed mostly by their stink scent, and their long unkept hair and/or beard. they often wear jerusalem cruisers people fitting this description are peter jackson, joe panicacci (you probably dont know him), and michael moore. the first recorded one being john the baptist
yo man you are such a hobosexual with your stank ass smell and thos jerusalem cruisers
by adamBeast308 June 28, 2010
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Someone who will engage in intercourse with anyone, regardless of gender, so long as that person will give them shelter near a fire.
I got locked out of the house again by the girlfriend. She probably think she's teaching me a lesson. Jokes on her because I'm hobosexual... All I need now is a schlepping bag or cardboard box to get all up in.
by IrishGuido81 February 10, 2014
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a homosexual that has low aesthetic sense and could care less about appearance and style, similar to that of a typical heterosexual male. (gay version of metrosexual)
I saw this hobosexual wearing jogging pants at the gay bar last weekend.
by HomoArigato April 24, 2009
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Someone with a preference for fucking tramps (i.e. someone with low personal standards - as opposed to an actual homeless person).
Person #1: Hey did you see who John just hooked up with?

Person #2: Doesn't surprise me, he's a hobosexual.
by tobiwan December 15, 2007
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A person who is only attracted to homeless men and this attraction distracts him/her from doing the most basic tasks with any skill whatsoever.
1: Hey Hoseph you're such a hobosexual
2: STFU n00b *proceeds to have sex with a hobo*
by raulgomez April 03, 2010
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