HOB

HOB is a derogatory term for the vilest of child molesters. They kidnap young children and forcibly feed them their glitzzy glue.

That HOB stole my child Jason

by Guababa06 March 7, 2023

Hob

An extremely chubby person who doesn't talk

Person 1: Hey look at that chubby ahh guy
Person 2: Yeah, he's such a hob

by messi is the goat March 22, 2023

HOB

it is the 3rd novel of Mo Xiang Tong Xiu, Heaven Official’s Blessing/Tian Guan Ci Fu.

‘hob is amazing, i plan on reading it again.’

by wenoftheweek July 8, 2024

Hob Gobbler

The Hob Gobbler is the name a of a legendary trickster figure that lives along Pine Mountain in the Appalachian Mountains. It is a devil that takes the form of a turkey, which sometimes grants wishes but sometimes pays tricks on those who seek it out.

Well he may show up to help if he said he would, but that boy aint no more reliable nor trustworthy than the old Hob Gobbler himself.

by JLApp August 26, 2013

Hob Goblin Knob Slobberer

Someone who gives the gluck gluck 9000 without question. Someone well versed in the gush gwuak gag. They literally suck life out of you.

Typically your ex girlfriend who you’ll never experience this act from again.

Guy 1: Dude, i miss my ex so bad.

Guy 2: Thats only cause shes a Hob Goblin Knob Slobberer
Guy 1: True, i miss that gluck gluck 9000.

by Dusty Knuckles November 23, 2020

Hob Gob

Hob Gob (v): The act of hitting an empty bowl after you have smoked and cashed a bowl.

Rob: "Hey, I just cashed the bowl... you want the Hob Gob?"

Pam: "Hell yeah I want the Hob Gob!"

by goob2 June 11, 2018

Hob Gobbler

In this part of West Virginia, a hob gobbler is what people call a single male turkey that is either staring at you or acting in another eerie way. It is believed to bring bad luck in the same way as a black cat, although people don't take the bad luck aspect very seriously.

Sometimes hob gobbler is also used teasingly to describe someone who is acting like a misanthrope or loner.

"Oh lord, is that a hob gobbler over there at the edge of the bushes?" "Nah, see those two hens in the trees? He's probably just showing off for the ladies."

by SamanthaNeace April 26, 2016