Haffy

A Designer Baseball Hat - One part Baseball Hat and another part Bandana or Sweatband, with the latter being interchangeable.

"It's not a Fitted or Snapback... it's a Haffy."

by HAFFY, LLC. November 17, 2018

Stumped the Hoff

1. When the smartest student in class gives an incorrect answer, and you give the correct one, and the smartest kid in class is pwned.

2. When someone asks a question the smartest kid in class cannot answer.

1. When BT said the 16th president was George Washington, and Ba said it was Lincoln, the whole class just went, "Oooohhhh, you stumped the HOFF!"

2. Teacher: What is the deffinition of M1?
Smart Student: Uhm, large certificate of deposits over $100,000?
Teacher: WRONG!! I stumped the HOFF!

by Fanster March 26, 2007

hofflenosh

Hofflenosh / / n.; a debate/discussion/topic that resurfaces periodically with no change to anyone’s opinion made or likely

This word started as an attempt to place it into the Oxford English Dictionary.

The hofflenosh on the forum was eventually deleted

by The Hofflenosh Team February 15, 2005

Hoffless

When the smartest kid in class is absent, no one did the homework, no one can answer the teacher's questions, and no one knows what is going on.

Crap, Brandon isn't here, and I don't understand how to find the equillibrium for the aggregate supply/ aggregate demand curve. I am hoffless and screwed.

by Fanster March 25, 2007

Hoff-drop

slamming someones facebook profile with many, many provocative pictures of David Hasselhoff. Best served on Birthdays. Used in place of "like" rape.

When I woke up and checked my facebook, I found that X Hoff-dropped me while I slept ... asshole!

by ten nine? October 13, 2011

hoffice

Short for "home office". Term used by entrepreneurs who work from home but are unsure whether to refer to it as a home or office.

"Alright, I'll email the documents when I get back to the hoffice"

by Cyrus Ruffy May 3, 2012

haffmacke

A very charming guy commonly found lurking after cute girls late at night on twitch.tv, trying to add them on snap chat and instagram. Also most often around level 3 on faceit.

"Wow, you really pulled a haffmacke last night? Did you get any girls snapchats?"

by haffmacke October 18, 2018