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Fire Hosed

When your dating a girl and she leaves you for a firefighter.
Man 1: What happened with you and Krista?
Man 2: She fire hosed me man....
Man 1: Ouch. I am sorry to hear that.
by Batman Aaron July 14, 2018
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HoseDowner

A HoseDowner is the homosexual version of the Hosemuncher. He is a male who loves nothing more than to suck dick. This man gives blowjobs on a regular basis and is natorious for being easy.

A HoseDowner can also be defined as a male who lacks the ability to get an erection. This problem can be corrected with numerous medications.
"Hey, I totally got blown by (insert his name) who is a total HoseDowner"

"He was a total HoseDowner last night, he couldn't even get it up!."
by 595959595959595959595959595959 October 19, 2011
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Hosanna Hosedown

A slang term for when a group of clergymen gather to engage in "watersports"(Urinating on one another for the purposes of sexual gratification)

"Hosanna" is a cry of salvation in the Christian faith.
"Did you see Father Delaney at last weeks Hosanna Hosedown? He was completely soaked!"
by Dustin Echoes May 15, 2009
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HOSED

Hand Out Stimulus Every Day or Handed Out Stimulus Every Day or Handing Out Stimulus Every Day
Harry and Nancy have hosed the American People!
by tnquake February 12, 2009
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Hosedown

When doing a girl you don't care for Hoe Blow it in her hair and then take a dump on her face!
"When I was doing that stupid hoe I gave her a hosedown!" ~ Zack Latour
by Zack Latour March 19, 2003
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hosed

Used in baseball when a player gets thrown out on a play. Comes from the slang 'hose' a term used for a good arm.
His run would've tied the game, but he got hosed at the plate.
by Boseman December 12, 2008
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Hosedhigh

1 a mixture of hoes education and high school crash on the street and the outcome is hosedhigh.
2 to see the streets as a high school form of education for a living creature or human being.
1 behave or I will send you to hosedhigh to learn what we can't teach you in a government or private school.
by OD CUB EYE OS YOUR IAS October 19, 2017
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