A particularly aggressive beaner that lives on a shit-hole island out in the middle of Pacific. Hawaiians usually "forget" to shower for days at a time. They are usually found wearing nasty flower shirts and shorts or board shorts that are 56 sizes too big. They have been documented to enter grocery stores, locate pineapples and take them home. Once at home they will cut them up into small chunks, at which time they will snort them up their big fat smelly beaner noses. Once high on pineapple, they WILL try to steal your bike and place it in their garage with all of the rotting surfboards they never use. They are only able to maintain their homes by selling all of the stolen bikes to pawn stars. The most famous smelly hawaiians is the giant douche dog the bounty hunter, who tazes minor criminals after they have given up the fight, once there down they will spray them repeatedly in the face with bear mace.
by Ronald Goldbergsteinberg September 23, 2010
Get the Smelly Hawaiiansmug. Hawaiian Pizza is a term applied when two things, that are normally fantastic by themselves, simply clash together and make the most amazing burst of flavor in your mouth. Pizza is great on it's own, but it is even better, with pineapple thrown on it! Most people that say they hate pineapple on pizza, are too much of pussies to even try it out.
"I use to say I liked pizza, but once I tried a Hawaiian pizza, my liking for pizza, turned into me loving it. Pizza honestly isn't the same without pineapple on it"
by xBungleBee June 29, 2018
Get the Hawaiian Pizzamug. Getting your shit stolen by a local, usually on Oahu. Kit-kat bars on the front seat usually draw the most attention.
Hey officer, dude just broke into my car... All he took was my candy bar.
Ahh, he just givin' de hawaiian hello.
Ahh, he just givin' de hawaiian hello.
by Haolehammah May 13, 2018
Get the hawaiian hellomug. We did it Hawaiian-style last night. She put baby oil between her boobs and I squeezed them together while I fucked them. It was great.
by master_debater_1977 September 3, 2013
Get the Hawaiian-stylemug. When you ejaculate in a 12 pack of Hawaiian rolls on thanksgiving and Broil them for 5 minutes on 450 and proceed to serve them to your family
by Duffy Kong March 8, 2019
Get the Hawaiian surprisemug. When a guy has a 5some with 4 other people and so he straps 3 strap-ons to himself and shakes his hips like a Hawaiian dancer so he can fuck all of them at the same time.
by Kinky Hawaiian June 18, 2016
Get the kinky Hawaiianmug. by trippyhippy123 May 14, 2015
Get the Hawaiian Breadmug.