Hasmail

Used to describe e-mail. Came from the rebellious style of speak that uses words like "has" and "are" in places that they normally wouldn't be used. It really doens't have much of a purpose, read the examples - it's the only way to understand. Could be used as a noun or a verb.

Normal: "Hey, you have mail"
better: "Hey, you has mail"
hasmail: "Hey, you hasmail"
hasmail: "Hey, go check your hasmail"
or
"I just sent you some hasmail"

by crispyX September 28, 2007

hasumas

a term used when one can not be arsed to answer the question and if used in an argument can cause the opposition to be confused and should result in ending the confrontation this method is very effective.

" why did you not put the toilet seet down? "
"hasumas!"

by t&ecaine April 1, 2008

Hashmash

On Twitter or other social media sites, a hashmash is a posting that is so full of hash tags it doesn't make sense to anyone reading it.

#Colbert buys #eagles for #USDollarCoin at #AmesStrawPoll #GOP #pawlenty #travis #hashmash.

by chondrichthyes August 20, 2011

hashma

Hashma is the type of girl who’s actually very funny and cheerful but on the inside she hides all her sorrows. You can always trust her no matter what, and she’ll always be there for you at all times. She’s the type of person you can keep taking to hours and hours and never get bored of. She loves her friends and family. She has the ability to make anyone smile no matter what their problem is. She loves those who love her.

Hashma the perfect kinda best friend. 🌹

Zahra “I’m going to Hashma’s.”
Asma “Omg I wanna join you, I’m feeling a bit upset, she’ll be able to cheer me up.”
Zahra “Yeah no doubt in that.”

by Stephanie Dartmoor April 24, 2020

Hatemate

A person that you are often associated with, and that you know like a friend, and might even occasionally hang out with, but that you absolutely hate.

Looking back on high school, Trent realized that he had far more hatemates than friends.

by my_posse_rolls_shallow October 28, 2009

Hashmark

Nickname for a peculiar fancy boy who is dandy in every sense of the word and is a practicing Marxist. This type of life form has been recognized for accumulating the largest charm bracelet collection in this universe. Hobbies include worshipping small trinkets and inviting strangers to squat and unleash volcanic eruptions of fecal matter upon his face. Unsubstantiated claims have been made that he consumes the waste during this process, and that he considers it as important as breathing, if not more.

Source: Corky Spazler

"Hereeeee's hashmark!! I have my toilet seat with me, when I get it over my face you can let 'er rip"

by Corky Spazler December 11, 2006

Hasemalphaginnojinglanaporphomism

a reversed contradicting metamorph phrased as an anagram

First appearing on bash.org, Hasemalphaginnojinglanaporphomism is defined and featured exclusively only on one other site.

I believe that word was a Hasemalphaginnojinglanaporphomism.

by Andrew Fang September 12, 2004