Hans
A Hans is a guy who is known for: going for all the girls but ends up being friends with all of them and thinks its a good idea to stick tampons up his anus thinking it is not gay.
Hans by Yuppie_noodles November 8, 2018
Hans
A person who behaves to the equivalent of narcissistic tyrant. He or she thinks they are better at everything, usually uses the term "pro" to describe themselves and is usually if not always bad or has broken English
Hans
Hans is an incredible specimen. You can find them any where in the world no matter where you look. They are very intelligent and enjoy big booty farts. They love sleeping naked and eating a lot of delicious food.
Hans by HARRYPLOOP December 30, 2019
HANS
HANS stands for “horny ass nigga syndrome”. When someone (or something) is under this condition they usually make very rash and idiotic decisions due to their immense horniness. The weight of their decisions only are made aware to the subject after the condition subsides.
Note: can be considered an opposite to “post-nut clarity”.
Note: can be considered an opposite to “post-nut clarity”.
“Bro, Kevin straight up was jacking off to a younger picture of his mom. He really is INCREDIBLY down bad with HANS I tell ya”
HANS by King K Cool March 16, 2021
Hans
Hans is the type of person to love being around friends. He loves Minecraft and his favorite server is Hypixel. He can also get angry easily, but tries his best to not lose his temper. He loves to find new friends on the Internet and sometimes outside! He also like playing the drums and play football. He can be very serious at times and might accidentally hurt someone's feelings. He likes KFC, Jollibee, Wing Stop, McDonalds, Burger King, Shakeys, Yellow Cab and Baskin Robbins.
hans
a sexy beast with no hair, gets all the bitches in school and ur mom thinks hes cool, if let loose he will bang all the moms
hans by the ultimate bozo November 15, 2021