HANS

Meaning "Hard As A Navy Seal" Like "Ham" or "Hard as a motherfucker"

Man Colby is going HANS today!

by GoingHANS November 3, 2011

HANS

Head
And
Neck
Support

It's what keeps you safe when you flip, roll, smash and wreck your car especially at high rates of speed.

He walked away from that?! What a perfect example of HANS doing what it's meant to.

by ultravultureRS April 7, 2010

Han Han

A bomb ass female who needs to get cuffed ASAP. ;))))))))666 yummy in my tummy

Oof Han Han lookin fine today

by hannahbarbeeeeee December 16, 2017

Hans

A person, A man, A Kid, A boy, Mature guy. He knows a lot yet tends to show he is just that simple. He likes to be just in the middle. Sometimes Clumsy. If entering a relationship, He can be faithful, loyal and commited to his lover. Diligent. Love to be with people. A clown witj his peers and very funny. He loves joking but when serious, He will be serious. Wise person. Yet Humble. He can learn anything even though its hard.

He is an amazing,crazy and epic man you could ever found.

This person is a Hans.

by Youuuuu_Me-cool December 3, 2017

Hans

He who passes the Luger

Hans pass the Luger

by Oberst Lutenant Heinz June 1, 2018

Hans

A person who is consistently bad ass mo-fo.

That guy was a total Hans, not a Poser like you.

by KSchizzle April 22, 2008

Hans

A mad lad, wild champ like no other. A God like creature, the chromosome god.

"Oo.. no Hans is comming"
Person 1 - I woke up whith a extra chromosome
Perone 2 - Must be Hans

by Hattemannen November 2, 2020