hair

The only thing preventing you from giving your girlfriend a facial.

Beth: Don't cum on my hair! I just went to the hairdresser yesterday! *fixes hair*
Bill: (Bitch...)

by gunslingergirlvy_c_e March 14, 2008

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Slash hair: to get one's hair cut.

(Chat room)
Guy 1: one sec, sending the pic now
Guy 2: wow
Guy 2: /hair?
Guy 1: yea
Guy 3: omg haha
Guy 2: u may wanna think about getting ur money back

by NOT MY REAL NAME AT ALL November 26, 2009

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hair

stuff all around ur cock and ballas and stuff....of all different colors...some people have a lot of it an some people don't, pubes

1) there is hair on my balls, ew.
2) dude, put ur hair on ur balls away, dont show me that!

by homer simpson June 8, 2003

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In the United States, a pilot of a hot air balloon must have a pilot certificate from the Federal Aviation Administration (FAA) and it must carry the rating of "Lighter-than-air free balloon", and unless the pilot is also qualified to fly gas balloons, will also carry this limitation: "Limited to hot air balloons with airborne heater".

In order to carry paying passengers for hire (and attend some balloon festivals), a pilot must have a commercial pilot certificate. Commercial hot air balloon pilots may also act as hot air balloon flight instructors.

A pilot does not need a license to fly an ultralight aircraft, but training is highly advised, and some hot air balloons meet the criteria.

While most balloon pilots fly for the pure joy of floating through the air, many are able to make a living as a professional balloon pilot. Some professional pilots fly commercial passenger sightseeing flights, while others fly corporate advertising balloons.31

The other day i was attacked by a hungry whale. It was about to finish me but then He-Man came to save me. Afterward he told me that the meaning of life is peeing on oreos.

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by sukosuko waaaaaaaaaaa May 8, 2009

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HAIR

not the normal definition of hair, rather pronounced with a certain crescendo. used to substitute everyday words such as where, or here.

also can be used to express excitement or to help point out irony in an otherwise non ironic situation.

finally, can be used to take a serious comment and make it random yet funny by substituting the serious part with the word hair.

WHAIR ARE YOU GUYS?
DUDE SHE SUCKED MY WANG, HAIIIIIIIIR.
me:Oh my god, that woman died of
jeff: HAAAAAAAAIIIIIRR.
me: no, aids.

by vishal singh February 5, 2008

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