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h1b

A non-immigrant or guest worker visa used by hadjis to come to the United States so they can steal technical jobs from American workers while simultaneously acting arrogant and superior.
Corporate managers love them, even though they can't understand what they say. They BS their way through technical interviews, acting angry and self-righteous when confronted.
Prash got a large corporate sponsor for his h1b application, now he can come to the U.S. and have managers drool and clients get angry because neither can understand him. But he must know what he's talking about, after all, he's a hadji!
by Stan West November 7, 2004
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H1N666

The rock flu, symptoms maybe headaches from major head banging, blown out ear drums, dramatic increase of energy, can be very addictive
"dude i just got H1n666"

"Yeah me too!, my head hurts but this stuff is great!"
by kyo1322 April 1, 2010
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H1Q1

Great date, chemistry and hot sex? Check, check and check. Crickets the morning after? Check. Communications ceased? Check. All signs of the classic H1Q1.
by B Hathaway December 2, 2009
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Magazine model for H1ghr Music as a trainee.

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h1

A term synonymous with the word "hummer", that describes the best blowjob one could ever receive from a female who claims to be lacking in sexual experience. Usually given on the first date ending in a swallowing and a kiss goodnight.
Guy 1: Dude, how was your first date with that girl you met in the christian chatroom?

Guy 2: Not bad, I took her to bennigan's and later she totally gave me an H1 on the ride back to her house.

Guy 1: Niiice...
by DeathSlinger00 December 19, 2009
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H1N1

H1N1 is the official Postal/Zip Code of the Swine and other Suidae species. Should not be mistaken with H1N1 virus as it is only a fiction created by the government to intimidate moronic Homo-Sapiens.
Guy 1: Hey, nice pig you got there. Where did you get it from?

Guy 2: Thanks! Well, I bought it from Mexico, I dont know the exact address but I'm definitely sure its Zip Code is H1N1.
by Jan Nam. November 25, 2010
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h1j1

Hermit Jaids

A rare and deadly disease known to affect eastern Pennsylvanian mountain folk. It leads to the loss of 73% of your genitalia, no more, no less, and eventually irreversible alcholism. It is believed to have developed when Herman Jaids combo smashed a unicorn. The symptoms include itchy asshole and inflammation of the chochski. It is also known as H1J1.
Bloodyninja: Did u stay with that curly wench last night?!
BurningChoch: Yea, I combo smashed the hell outta that.
Bloodyninja: You better get checked for H1J1, cause that bitch got the hermit jaids (H1J1)!!!!!
by zachmoomoo February 8, 2010
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