gurism

The butthole. The Anus. The sphincter.

That dude walked around like he had a stick in his Gurism.

by Uncle Ezee October 21, 2015

Gergis

N: a person with only nine toenails, more often than not a Crosby, Stills, and Nash fan.

Wow, that is a gergis if i ever saw one.

Damn look at that gergis.

by Butch March 31, 2003

gergis

Adj: good lookin' in some parts of West Virginia, or being able to look through keyholes at the same time.
Synonime: Purdy

If my Aunt didn't have a mustache shed be Gergis.
Boy my sister sure is Gergis, cept for the mustache.

by tineekwa April 4, 2003

gurgin

Penis- Derivitive from an old old saying "jerk your gurgin" meaning masterbate

Why dont you go jerk your gurgin to some snowboarding videos using your own tears as lubrication.

by Stefmiesterb January 17, 2008

gergis

1) A 300+ pound woman who shouts hamburgers out of her bosoms of love.
2)Shriviled up grandpa flabs which have been rubbed down with a mixture of natural oils and ground-up Special K cereal.

1)I hate going over your house 'cause your mom is a mean old gergis.
2)One time an old granps showed some girl his gergi (plural), she died.

by Special Kiddy April 1, 2003

Gargis

v. (Gar-ghis) - 1. The latin word for gargling a penis.
2. All-time main assist.

1. When Gargising, don't forget to spit and rinse.
2. GARGIS, CLAIM MA!!!

by Gargis Fan April 18, 2010

Gergis

1) A ridiculously overweight walrus who loves to grind Oat Bran into his abdomen.

I wish I knew where to look for the mythical gergises.

by Rusty Mcshlates March 31, 2003