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Geist Glare

A look of extreme disapproval conveyed to someone who is in the process of apologizing for a certain action. Typically seen in instances where the camera should be focused on the one giving the apology, but inexplicably includes an unrelated, disapproving person in the shot.

Named after Willie Geist, whose stern look of disapproval was, for whatever reason, included in the shot of Mark Halperin apologizing for calling Barack Obama a dick on MSNBC (later satirized by The Daily Show)
Mark Halperin - I am truly sorry for my actions.

Willie Geist - *geist glare*
by magzillas July 2, 2011
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Eye Stare Glare

A type of flirtation when you stare at someone in a way where your eyes stay on who your looking at, while at the same time your head turns.
"I think she likes me. She always gives me that eye stare glare practically everytime we see each other."
by Silent Killa November 27, 2006
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glare

To squint your eyes in a certain way to make you seem mad, or angry.
I always glare at her so she knows I am mad at her.
by Anonymous*** November 25, 2007
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Ninja Glare

A parody of the 2008 song "In The Ayer" by Flo Rida made by youtube sensation Nigahiga.
lyrics:
Chorus (x2)
OH EM GEE
You can't see me
I'm blending in just like a pine tree
I am unseen, You can't see me cuz
I'm a ninja, nin, ninja, ninja, nin, ninja.

Verse 1
Hey, can't see me
Am I a bird or am I a tree?
What's flying so high in the ayer (ayer)?
I'm a ninja don't stare (stare)
Fast like the witch is Blair (Blair)
I bet you don't even care
Here I go, there I go, this is my song
Being ninja you gotta be strong
Most of us found in Hong Kong
Where is my automobile now Dong?
Catching everything with my chopstick
Making loud noises with every hit
Moving unseen so fast so quick
I bet you wish you had all my ninja tricks
OH EM ... GEE
Be a Ninja like me
Just watch me now and you will see!

Chorus (x2)

Verse 2
Hey were dressed in black
Just like emos except for the fact
We don't stab ourselves, we stab your back
Its just our way to sneak attack
We see you coming cuz we have wall hacks
Don't come near us or we'll give you slap
And no sense in running cuz we set up a trap.
Here comes the slow motion... C C C CRAP!
Run like me
Hide like me
Don't forget your fatality
Dance like a ninja in the club
Even though you'll look just like a scrub
Watch this vid learn something rare (rare)
This move looks like a square (square)
Just throw your hands in the air (air)
Follow me, do the Ninja Glare!

Chorus (x2)
by Bhai-Saab November 15, 2009
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Gulara

A beautiful, yet strange, not well understood woman. A woman that if you lack its like steeling the sun. Try to give her your heart and tell her how much she means to you, so that one day she might just understand, that with good intentions she might want to be yours, just as much as you feel for her.
Juliet was Romeo's Gulara.

Try so hard, and lay all your cards on the table so that maybe one time you will win big...Gulara?

Is this good enough Gulara?

I will try harder Gulara?
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Glarded

An taxological word relateing too the income of funds into a acount
The funds have not been glarded in 5 years.
by Wo jioa tim March 20, 2021
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glark

Verb: The funny, sloppy, gulping, choking noises one makes while performing deep throat fellatio.
To glark or not to glark, that is the question.
by Jacqui Lambie May 27, 2016
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