guilty as fuck

In Scotland if you end up in court and are found guilty there are three possible outcomes that people perceive you to be:

Guilty
Fucking guilty
Guilty as fuck

These are in increasing order of severety.

Larry - I think he's innocent.
Jerry - Get away - the mans as guilty as fuck! The very least is that he's fucking guilty.

by Tom_NZ April 5, 2007

Gritty City

A city in San Andreas that is really bad with alot of ghetto hoods. Also known as Los Santos.

Man Gritty City is da absolute worst city in San Andreas. It's evan worse then Los Ventures and San Fierro. Not to mention it's infested with the Saints who are an evil-ass, heartless street gang.

by GriddyCityWarrior July 9, 2022

guilty jerk

When you masturbate while thinking of somebody you hate, sometimes a celebrity.

Guy 1: You thought about Lindsay Lohan last night?

Guy 2: I know, I hate myself.

And now, because it won't work without it, guilty jerk.

by Alex Stockwell July 31, 2009

Guilty Penis Syndrome

Guilty Penis Syndrome (GPS) occurs in young men with strong religious backgrounds, particularly Catholic, and manifests itself as feelings of remorse, regret, or inhibition immediately before, during, or after sexual intercourse. When it happens immediately before, they guy may suddenly abort his mission and abruptly flee. When it happens during sex, some men will stop mid-coitus as they are no longer able to perform, but most men will still finish, albeit with some degree of difficulty as they are distracted by the feeling that they "shouldn't be doing this..." When it happens afterward, the guy may behave strangely toward the girl he was with, often reacting with hostility and blaming the other person for his supposed misdeed.

"Hey, what happened with Paul? You two really hit it off at that party last week."
"Yeah, I was totally into him, and he came on strong so we went back to my place. We were all over each other, but when he took his shirt off I commented that I like the little gold cross he was wearing and he totally flipped out. He jumped up and literally ran out of my apartment. I don't get it, it was weird."
"Girl, don't worry about it. He obviously has Guilty Penis Syndrome. The same thing happened to me last year."

by Genebeeb October 6, 2009

Guilty Pleasure

A guilty pleasure is something cringey that you find joy in watching

I like watching liveshows, it’s my guilty pleasure.

by Eggsinthewind May 30, 2020

Gutty

To be rude or awful towards someone, but in a socially acceptable way.

Derives from the word 'gutless'

Pat: I was so close to bringing her home, and then John came up and whispered in her ear I have herpes"

Brian: That's gutty

Pat: And to top it all of, he ended up taking her back to our place!

Brian: King gutty!

by slimjimsarehealthy January 28, 2010

guilty

What everyone thinks you are until proven innocent.

I can tell that the person is GUILTY of murder just by looking at him.

by AYB March 13, 2003