Guido

an Italian American man usually residing in New York or New Jersey. He wears shirts that are too tight and unbuttoned 5 buttons too low to show off the chest that he spent hours and hours at the gym obtaining, he spends more time on his hair than his girlfriend, and continues to "hit the clubs" long into his mid to late 30's. Often attracted to the female version of himself, the guidette.

Could that guy at the bar be any greasier?! He is such a guido

by Liz August 20, 2003

guido workout

being able to bench press a car but not having the leg strength to carry their hairspray of tacky jewelry

That guido can't reach his arms to his undersized pockets because of his guido workout, so he is stuck in an infinite fist pump status

by squantch November 5, 2010

guido

The Guido is an entirely American phenomena, with its epicenter in the New York/ New Jersey metropolitan area. Although most of its examples are of Italian-American descent, manytimes other non-descript Caucasians will follow suit in an attempt to achieve an identity- in fact any identity. The Guido is highly recognizable by his attention to muscular development, status symbols, and regional dialect. Guidos are fortunate in that they usually tend to be loyal to their heritage and cultures. However, their interpretation of the Italian culture is unique to Americans. They fall sorrily short when attempting to emulate the sophistication of European-born men. In fact, their shortcomings include a tendency toward alcoholism, legal problems (usually related to assault, reckless driving, noise violations), and an inability to compete in legimate business. Fortunately for them, they usually live an exciting, care-free existance. They are easily satiated by tacky mall attire, drunken nights with similar-minded women, and nightclubbing in the lesser desired beach towns such as Seaside Heights, New Jersey. In the end, although they maintain a unique sense of identity and pride, their superficial lives often leave them empty. The tolls of excessive grooming products, STDs, and alcohol abuse age these specimens quite poorly. The time spent in fitness clubs is usually far offset by their lifestyle choices.

"Although he spends all his time in the gym and dancing in the clubs, that Guido will soon be a burned out alcoholic working a thankless job, living alone in his one-bedroom apartment in North Jersey"

by Dr B- psychiatrist December 28, 2005

guido punch

The dance move you see Guidos do in a club mainly in a large group of sweaty abnormaly huge men usually because movement is limited do to size. Invloves Punching your arm into the air simultaneous to the beat of a song, if really talented you might see a "punch, punch SWITCH punch punch etc.

Hey Tony Ima stand ova here and guido punch because im so huge if i try to dance ill take everyone out.

by buell October 2, 2006

guisselle

Guisselle is an amazing girl. She is smart,funny,pretty,sweet,and is one awesome. If i were that guy that is dating her now never lose her.

Guisselle has style. She can help people with problems. She is very friendly and nevers gets in huge troubles.

Hotty cutie sweety
guisselle

by maldo January 2, 2014

Guido's Elbow

Often occurs after a guido performs a massive amount of fist pumping for a prolonged period of time. Similar to tennis elbow; just much more jacked and tan. Side-effects of this ailment can include: Elbow soreness, swelling in the elbow, inability to effectively consume jaeger-bombs, and retards a guido's ability to partake in their ritualistic pumping of the fist.

Man 1: Why is that guido pumping his fist so awkwardly?
Man 2: He was at an all night rave and pumped his fist so hard he contracted guido's elbow.
Man 1: Wow that sucks. Fucking guidos...

by Doc Untouchable January 5, 2010

Guiomar

1. Meaning famous in battle, usually brave people and good leaders.

2. Someone who is made of a unique combination between weird and awesome which daffles you and becomes addicting.

3. Evil reincarnate. Tends to be the cold type who carefully plans the destruction of the world in her free time... but you never know... Beware.

1.Cindy:OhMyhGosh look at her, what is she doing?!!
Hanna:I don't know, but I want to join her *-*

2.Dan:Hey there! what're you up to?
Guiomar: *Bark*
Dan: 0.o
Guiomar: *Viciously bite and tear*

by fangs April 30, 2009