guanophrenia

From 'guano,' bat poop + '-phrenia' mental disorder. Batshit insane.

Insisting that you want 'the government' to keep its hands off Medicare is one of the seven warning signs of guanophrenia.

by PieterB March 27, 2010

Houdini Guido Raid

The new most vicious Houdini to date, this move requires the help of at least 12 Guidos and a Cadillac with a nice stereo system.

Engage in sex doggy style, when reaching climax spit on the ladies back. When she turns to face you a Cadillac should smash through the wall and at least 12 Guidos should disembark and begin to fist pump to the loudest, most obnoxious techno music known to man.

Then Cum in her face.

Mike: Hey, did you see that new show Jersey shore?
Tom: Yeah, it's so fake. No one has even gotten Houdini Guido Raided yet.

by fist pumpin' champ December 9, 2009

Ginormous Boob Skank

A woman with breasts of ginormous (gigantic and enormous) proportions who uses them to hypnotize males to get what she wants.

"Did you see the ginormous boob skank on TMZ last night? She was trying to get Michael Phelp's attention with her skanky boobs."

by Squidonesian December 21, 2008

Guido torpedo

Any kind of fast car that a guido would drive or does drive with the tendency to explode when driven into a solid structure at high speeds.

Guido "Did you hear about Kevin"
other Guido"no"
Guido "Well turns out he took out half of rite-aid with his guido torpedo when he was trying to get some hair gel"
other Guido "Fucking waste of a V-dub"

by Dirty Dorian March 29, 2007

ginomite

A really hot chick that you want to do

that girl is ginomite!

by BBBalla10 January 7, 2008

Guido Machine

A car (usually crappy import 4 cylinder or domestic equiv) driven by a sad pathetic excuse for a male; not necessarily of Italian descent, but most likely; usually native to the New York/New Jersey Tri-State area. Usually outfitted with ridiculous rims, a ridiculous spoiler, etc, etc.

Damn, look at that disgusting guido machine.

by Douchebaggierie February 28, 2010

Guido Crown

A hair style, not always used by Italian males, where their hair is long and spiked up all around their head and not spiked in the middle of their head. Ususally there is an excess of gel used to achieve this look.

Giovanni goes out to clubs with his guido crown in hopes of attracing women.

by BiGirl422 May 22, 2009