Hym "What's with
bald,
weasel-faced idiots trying to slight me today? My hair is too thick for most hair clippers, man. I shave my head just to spite you. When it comes to having a luscious mane that's impossible for one of us and not the other I'm willing to forgo that... To spite you. And you know you have to rub out that first easy
one, my G. Or you
don't, in which case, I feel
bad for your wife.... But that's ok! I've been known to give lessons.
4,500 an hour, 3 lessons a week, and I'll pay for you to go to McDonald's or something while I teach you wife everything she needs to know. That's a steal! I usually charge 9,000! That's 50% off! But payment happens before I walk in the door and if I
don't want to hump your wife, no refunds. But none of this has anything to do with Guillermo."