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Guillermo 

A buff and sexy costa rican with a very hairy chest and back.
Every girl was sexually attracted to Chris because he was a Guillermo.
Guillermo by HeyImJoshers October 13, 2019

Guillermo 

An autistic but beautiful Spanish kid that lives in the center of Madrid. He masturbates three times a day with pictures of his crush.
Girl: I wish Guillermo is fapping with a picture of me.
Guillermo by MrCrow237 May 19, 2020

Guillermo 

You haven't been practicing.
STOP BEING A GUILLERMO AND PRACTICE
Guillermo by moocow69420 January 5, 2021

Guillermo 

Yay Guillermo! He said the thing I said except not as well and after me! Neat! BETTER THAN EVERYONE!!!!
Hym "What's with bald, weasel-faced idiots trying to slight me today? My hair is too thick for most hair clippers, man. I shave my head just to spite you. When it comes to having a luscious mane that's impossible for one of us and not the other I'm willing to forgo that... To spite you. And you know you have to rub out that first easy one, my G. Or you don't, in which case, I feel bad for your wife.... But that's ok! I've been known to give lessons. 4,500 an hour, 3 lessons a week, and I'll pay for you to go to McDonald's or something while I teach you wife everything she needs to know. That's a steal! I usually charge 9,000! That's 50% off! But payment happens before I walk in the door and if I don't want to hump your wife, no refunds. But none of this has anything to do with Guillermo."
Guillermo by Hym Iam March 3, 2023

Guillermo 

* To ruin the business and lose $100mm
* To perform an unintentional rug pull in Web3 space
* Mate please ensure we follow KYC and AML policies properly, as I don't want to get our startup Guillermo'ed.
Guillermo by JimNFT November 15, 2023

Guillermo 

A tall sexy fine ass Mexican guy who has a huge ass cock like I’m talking DAMN the size is crazy.

Got some nice ass buns fr, make you wanna smack them. Also is very handsome is kind!

Would recommend, 10/10 would eat again!
Guillermo: Sigh I’m so sad
Me:Don’t be sad your dick is huge!!
Guillermo: you’re right!! Suck it >:)
Me: Okay papi
Guillermo by M0nkeyAbbs November 21, 2023