giffeying

Coined after German politician Franziska Giffey. Giffeying means pretending to have achieved great goals while not having succeeded in anything substantial while greatly emphasizing oneselfs importance in that said pretended achievement

Elon musk was pretty much only giffeying with the Hyperloop, in the end no results materialized

by Onlycommande June 24, 2022

No guff, chet

1. Interjection used to express disbelief at an understatement. Obviously; no shit.

2. Statement used to express general agreement with a friend. Fuckin' A'; for real; I heard that.

(Chet can be dropped in any usage)

1. Bill: Your leg is on fire!

Tim: No guff, Chet!

2. Carl: We really stepped in it this time.

Joe: No guff.

by squeezmunky February 16, 2010

muff guff

Poetic euphamism: The spontaneous and audible expulsion of air from the vaginal cavity, often during fast-paced coitus. There exists a breed of women that can and will perform this phenomenon on cue.
Pitch and tone can be determined by manipulation of the pelvic floor or 'kiki' muscles.
For further reference, see also queef and fanny fart.

Girl: 'My muff guff abilities are so advanced, I've been invited to join the London Philamuffic.'

by Battered Platinum June 24, 2005

dirty guff

A filty dirty smelly pussy

I am not going up that dirty guff for all the fish in the sea

by mitch00uk March 27, 2015

Guff Trail

The foul odor trail left by someone who smells. The smell that lingers after they have left the room.

L: "Have you smelt her today"

C: "I walked down the corridor right through her Guff Trail"

by Monrgt August 16, 2011

gaffer

Boss, or manager

"I'll have to speak to my gaffer about that"

by Anonymous October 23, 2003

Gaffed

When you hit your golfing buddy sending them into having to eat through a tube for 4 weeks and having 3 caved in teeth

You just got Gaffed

by Chuungy August 8, 2018