Güber

An idiot Über driver

That Güber driver did not know where the fuck he was going

by DoeB January 2, 2016

gubernatorial

having to do with the government position of governor.

The 2004 gubernatorial race was going to be close.

by Autolycos September 17, 2003

Guertin

Noun: A sexual act through which a girl starts giving oral sex to a blindfolded male sexual partner and in the middle of the intercourse, she switches place with a gay/bi man who keeps up suckin'. Then, she removes the blindfold out of the confused guy.
Can also be used as a transitive verb.

Noun: She gave Leonard the good old Guertin.
Verb: Let's Guertin him to the max!

by Cadaverisator September 21, 2006

Guber

A stage in a man's life when he acts in a way which other's would usually find embarrassing. This can include such acts as answering the mailman in your underwear or long boring inquiries into common sense tasks that lead to long meaningless stories.

I dropped by Frank's house to get my textbook and while he ran to get it, saw his dad frying sausage and eggs wearing nothing but his underwear. What a guber!

by imwithid April 4, 2009

gaberterized

The act of getting Homosexually rammed by Gabert.

Brad's ass was bleeding from a long night of being gaberterized after the party.

by hankhill888 August 14, 2008

gubernataculosis

ass hair spontaneously braiding itself. (not pubic.)

Matt awoke to discover himself the victim of a severe case of gubernataculosis.

by weeZy August 12, 2002

Gubernor

An elected leader of a state with a delicious chocolate coating.

The Gubernor of Massachusetts is a complete socialist wingnut. Yet he is strangely appealing to the brainwashed masses due to his milk chocolate coating.

by albud October 3, 2010