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Guano Insane

teacher: Did you know that most ancient skulls had holes in them
me (student): Well that sounds like bat sh---.... Guano insane
by elnapalm May 2, 2022
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Guacoma

The state of sleepines after eating chips and guacamole.
Lea and Britt were in Guacoma all afternoon after eating Mexican...
by B. Hanback August 4, 2008
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Seymour Guado

Best looking final fantasy villian so far. Sexy half-human, half-guado, complete with gravity-defying blue hair that doubles as handlebars. Hot body too, if I don't say so myself =P

Many people call him evil, as his main goal in the game is to become the next Sin an evil entity and destroy the world, But he is truly just misunderstood.

He wishes to destroy the world to free them all from their pain. This is his twisted but somewhat realistic way of thinking. Death is a release. Quotes include:

"Life is but a passing dream. THe death that follows is eternal"

"Death is a sweet slumber. All the pain of life is gently swept away"

"But there is no salvation for the damned! Rest in peace... In eternal darkness..."

He is unfortunately the most hated out of all the Final Fantasy villians, also. Alot of people dislike him and call him an annoyance as he appears in fights 4 times throughout the game, and others just hate him as a character.

Me? Neither. I love him to bits.
Fangirl #1 Zomg Seymour Guado is a hawtarse!!
Fangirl #2 *squee* OMFG I KNOW!!!! Doncha just wanna touch him!
Fangirl #3 He should get it on with Sephiroth!!

*Fangasm*
by Froggie Guado May 7, 2007
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Guanopsychosis

My mother-in-law suffers from guanopsychosis.
by stykzorz August 25, 2013
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bat guano crazy

A more polite, euphemistic, SFW way to describe someone who would otherwise be bat shit crazy
- Dude, so you ex threatened to break your necklace while you were sleeping?

- I know! I told you she was bat guano crazy!!!

- No wonder you dumped her, she IS bat guano crazy... just send her sorry ass to Arkham Asylum already!!!!
by el patron himself October 13, 2010
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guave

the act of two women abrading their labia majoras together with stimulation resulting from the thrusting of the hips; usually done for sexual gratification.
i love it in soft-core porn when the two chicks guave. i always get a raging boner from a quality guave-sesh.
by Ryan April 25, 2004
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guaving

(gwa-ving) - v. to guave - the act of two or more individuals of the female persuasion abrading their labia majoras together with stimulation resulting from the thrusting of the hips; usually done for sexual gratification.
holy shit, my nizzel, did you see those two beotches guaving? i have a serious boner from that guave-sesh.
by Ryan November 23, 2003
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