Guava Juice

Idk. It's just fun to say. Juice from a guava, I'm presuming. Whatever a guava is.

(Instead of cursing for those too cowardly)

"OH, GUAVA JUICE! THAT REALLY HURT!"

by Firebird935 September 24, 2021

Pulling a Guava

To metaphorically fall on one's face; to royally screw up.

Jesus Christ, Ellen! You just pulled a serious guava when you tried to livestream last night! You're queen of pulling a guava!

by Skiivin December 29, 2016

Guava juice

Very good. Very good dipped in Rits crackers.

"mfasfpadf so good'
"What're you drinking?"
"guava juice with rits crackerssSSS mmm"

by Shiryoku November 2, 2020

Poof guava

Having gone down on your girl, and she doesn't tell you she is on her period. You have probably consumed copious of alcohol and not realized your face is covered in blood. Its a bonus if you have a flat mate and when you walk out the room (with that cheeky grin that you just got laid) and your flat mate see's you.

(Flat mate) He/she would respond, "Ha ha, you've been poof guava'd".

Looking in the mirror, and seeing the clown makeup of the joker that you didn't see coming -"poof guava".

by #wordplay September 14, 2017

Guava house

Jacob lives in a Guava house.
Jacob: *lives in a guava house*

I.e *jacob chilling* Miranda: GUAVA HOUSE.

by Euroccu September 24, 2022

guava roll

tasty roll made with guava and usually eaten with a sauce

I love to eat guava roll on hot and cold days.

by Guava Roll January 24, 2017