guat bus

an old shuttle bus, school bus, or van that travels through Bergen and Hudson county New Jersey, usually to new york city. Coined a Guat bus due to the large Guatemalan population that rides and/or operates them.

I miss the NJ transit bus, so i took a guat bus to the city

by MITAMITA May 3, 2011

Guatemalan girls

Guatemalan girls, are better then most girls form Central America. They are super pretty, and even though they are short they always know how to have a fun! Everyone needs a gaute girl in their life! They are super close to their familia and have over controlling brothers & fathers!. They love to cook, and dance. Parties, and love to drink the unique taste of the Guatemalan beer Gallo! You'll always see a guatemalan girl smiling. Their the life of the fiesta!

P.S NEVER CALL A GUATEMALAN GIRL MEXICAN*

Yo, whos ur new amiga?
She be a guatemala chica.
Shes a guatemalan girl?
Hell yeaa! You gotta love them Guatemalan girls
Hay siiii, you gotta love a guatemalan girl!

Ya tu sabes!

be careful with her brother you know..
I hear you, dem lokos be controlling!

by Sarieee la loka June 18, 2010

Guatemalan Water Pump

A standing sexual position in which the man is behind the woman, who is bent over with her hands cuffed behind her back. As the man "pumps", he moves the woman's arms up & down, while putting his finger in her ass. At the moment of climax, the man pulls his finger out as the woman simultaneously ejaculates and shits.

While vacationing in Antigua, I hired a tuba player to come back to my hotel room and play while I gave my wife a Guatemalan Water Pump.

by ohmwrecker January 21, 2009

guatemalan pineapple

A form of sex that is incredibly pointy, and painful.

"Dude, my ass is ripped to shreds!"

"Really?"

"Yeah, that guatemalan pineapple really fucking hurt."

"I could tell, your ass looks like Detroit."

by MegaBronyClopper69 January 31, 2014

Guatemalan lawn ninja

The unidentifiably Hispanic lawn maintenance crew. They mysteriously appear at 10am on a Saturday, with neither call nor contract. They set up all their equipment and wake you up with their obnoxious weed eaters, but manage to disappear before you are awake enough to open the blinds.

*covers face with pillow* Damnit honey the Guatemalan lawn ninjas are back!

by Jacki B February 21, 2009

guatemalan conover

The process of defiling a co-workers workspace while they are absent, usually by rubbing genitalia on office furniture or releasing fluids into their work environment.

When Shannon came back to work, she found that someone had done a Guatemalan Conover on her office and spent the next week disinfecting it.

by midwest slang expert May 20, 2009

gio gratz

a sexy kid with a big dick

yes oh gosh i was with gio gratz the other night it was perfect

by tuskoalas13 March 2, 2010