A 5”6 Latino simp. He swears he is the cutest kid but has a grown unibrow that has not been shaved since birth his penis size is 4.4 inches but Swears he has an 8 incher yet he is the only one of the boys to not whip it out. He argues with everyone that he gets more “coochie” than them yet he only obtains at best mediocre pussy. He has a strange fetish for redheads, and his athleticsism is the same as his ability to get ladies, plain mediocre. Average is the one word to describe Fabio he plays a lot of sports but doesn’t truly stand out in any and he barely maintains a 3.0 gpa in Christopher Columbus highschool(one of the easier academic schools in Miami). His struggle with sports, academics, and females in Columbus is leading him to transfer to Westminster Christian Highschool, his main reason to attend Westminster is because his girlfriend attends there and he plans to be backup punter for the football team that only had three wins last season.
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Means bodyguard or driver/bodyguard.
A guarro is normally armed, drives a bulletproof mercedes/bmw and has a tiny radio device in his ear, always in gray or black suits. If the person is particularly important/rich the guarros (up to five) will have their own black dodge bulletproof car where they will sit and follow the bulletproof mercedes/bmw all day. They stare out the window and make sure no one even gives their employers a nasty look. They usually work for fresas and other rich types in Mexico City and other wealthy areas of this country.
Means bodyguard or driver/bodyguard.
A guarro is normally armed, drives a bulletproof mercedes/bmw and has a tiny radio device in his ear, always in gray or black suits. If the person is particularly important/rich the guarros (up to five) will have their own black dodge bulletproof car where they will sit and follow the bulletproof mercedes/bmw all day. They stare out the window and make sure no one even gives their employers a nasty look. They usually work for fresas and other rich types in Mexico City and other wealthy areas of this country.
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