home security guard

A term to describe a NEET (Not in Education, Employment or Training).

It is a better term to describe people that stay at home 24/7 without any set goals. It is not to be confused as a licensed security guard.

Jake: I've heard that Dan found a job.

Rob: He's only working as a home security guard.

by Inferine April 16, 2017

blind guardian

Blind Guardian is the best modern metal band this side of Iced Earth. Their music kicks major ass and they have consistently turned out quality albums without selling out like many band do. When Hansi Kürsch (The lead singer) and Jon Schaffer (Iced Earth frontman) created the Demons and Wizards albums, it was the most kickass sounding side project ever.

"Hell yeah! Blind Guardian fuckin' rules! BG And Iced Earth forever!"

by Set Abominae March 15, 2007

The Guardian

A formerly reputable left-leaning newpaper.In recent times has acted as the avant-garde of social marxism in the form of identity politics and the cult of victimhood.Often takes the side of the enemies of modern civilization on the flimsiest standpoints.

In essence, not worth the money or the web search. Representative of the spiritual and social paralysis in the Western World.

Me:"Did you read that article on The Guardian?".
You: " The Guardian?!. I never read that guff".

by FightingSocialMarxistNazis August 9, 2017

Color Guard

A league of trained assassins whose goal is to eliminate every last member of the marching band. They accomplish this by hitting instruments with their flags and encouraging members with an reward system for hitting certain instruments (Sousaphone is 1 point because it is so big, Piccolo is 10 points because it is so small). Do not be deceived by their innocent looks because you will regret every second you do.

Person 1: Dang that girl looks so nice.

Person 2: She's not; she's in color guard.

by Godyr December 27, 2012

color guard girl

A dedicated, tough, strong, girl with a big personality and cocky at times. ♥

And is a beast at spinning ALL the things! :)

a color guard girl is...
when they dislocate their knee in the first 15secs of their championship winter guard show, and still perform their ass off like nothing else matters.♥

They spin everything they lay their hands on♥

When she's pissed off and still has a smile on her face and is continuing her life's performance.

by color guard memes December 14, 2012

tard guard

another name for people who take care of mentally handicapped kids and prevent them from harming them selves or others.

johnny got a job with the tard guard, then he got pooped on

by bobby brown75 July 3, 2006

Go Guardian

a bullshit chrome extension teachers use to make fun of students by blocking them on certain websites. At times, not even allowing them to use their browser.

Go Guardian is so retarded! Ms. R blocked me from unblocked games!

by The guy he is looking for February 12, 2020