Grumplestiltskin

When one whines beyond perpetual belief which thus makes the ear drums implode

Damn kids won't stop whining that I won't give them the grape drank! What a bunch of grumplestiltskins!

Grumplestiltskin by DJ J Kid July 7, 2010

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Rumpelstiltskin

A cocktail consisting of vodka and Dr. Pepper. It is traditionally served over ice in a juice glass.

Bartender, I'll have a Rumpelstiltskin and a beer.

Rumpelstiltskin by SaintArnold December 19, 2010

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Rumpelstiltskin

A freaky little gnome dude that is a total perv and who jacks off to dying girls screaming names at him.

Rumpelstiltskin: (wanking) Go on say it
Cinderella: (bleeding) Umm, Eric?
Rumpelstiltskin: (kicks her in the face) NO! Ahhh yeahh... now suck it..

Rumpelstiltskin by manyperson August 10, 2009

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Reverse Rumpelstiltskin

When a man (or sometimes a woman) is eating out the asshole of a man while jerking him off. Once both parties have finished-- the man eating the asshole backs off, and the man who recieved the eating then proceeds to projectile shit all of the man who ate his ass hole, getting it everywhere (including in the mans Mouth).

This is not no be confused with a rumplestiltskin, which is when a man gives another man a blowjob while shitting and then vomits down his ass ( see urbad dictionary Rumplestilskin)

"Dude, you smell like shit! did you get a Reverse Rumpelstiltskin?"

Reverse Rumpelstiltskin by Loss Prevention Officer2 October 5, 2011

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