group work

1. An attempt by teachers to encourage "team work" that ultimately fails as one person does all the work while everyone gets credit.
2. An exercise where everyone quabbles to the end of the period in an attempt to finish an assignment.
3. Death.

After being assigned group work at school, Billy became mysteriously ill for the next few days.

by serenavandq February 6, 2012

protecting-group-free

Having any form of sex without a condom

I went protecting-group-free on her last night.

by Burgi Dunitz December 7, 2010

Facebook Groupie

A person who always responds to another specific person's (i.e., the "target person") facebook status updates and links, typically within the first few minutes of it being shared.

The facebook groupie either 1) intensely romantically likes the target person, 2) wants to BE like the the target person, or 3) wants to be accepted by the target person's group of friends. The facebook groupie is often among the very first to respond to the target person's status updates/links and very rarely let's a target person's status update/links slip get by without a response.

They are often unaware how embarrassing, lap doggish, or futile their behavior appears to be. While the facebook groupie is typically of the opposite sex of the target person, facebook groupies can be the same gender as the target person.

Caveat: The term facebook groupie does not extend to family members or significant others. Therefore, you cannot be a facebook groupie to your husband/wife boyfriend/girlfriend, sister, brother, cousin, etc.

by MiriamW February 8, 2012

Group project

Something teachers do to ruin your life.
Usually getting paired with idiots can also double it.

Teacher: Alright class today were doing a group project!
Class: FUCK YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU-

by Hentai_warrior January 10, 2018

Blue Group

A group of straight boys in gay relationships.

Homie 1: ‘Wow! You’re gay!’
Homie 2: ‘Nah fam, I was just in Blue Group’

by minecraftsteveismydad December 1, 2019

Universal Music Group

Brainless fucking idiots who think they somehow own all audio on YouTube. Somehow these braindamaged cucks get away with falsely striking thousands of videos everyday. God for some reason allows this shitty "company" to exist on earth so unless this scum of the earth goes bankrupt (it won't anytime soon, they're the Ultimate Money Grabbers) Youtube's shitty copyright system will allow these wankers to continue stealing money from creators.

damn lol my video has millions of views but ohshit Universal Music Group copyright claimed my video because i used .3 seconds of smells like teen spirit in my video thanks umg for taking my rent lol

by KnownEnemy October 3, 2019

Qontrol Group

Americans who have refused to get the Covid vaccine because of brainwashing by Q. By doing so, they are acting as a control group in a uniquely American experiment, watched on by the rest of the world.

The Qontrol Group's high death rates helped the world to see the effectiveness of the covid vaccines

by America is the bad place October 17, 2021