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Grounded

The term equivalent of being sober from alcohol, but specifically sober from smoking dope
Guy 1: dude you still feeling stoned?
Guy 2: nah dude, im feeling pretty grounded right now
by JoshTheRealEmcee January 3, 2019
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Grunder Trifecta

A Grunder Trifecta is the ultimate achievement of having the perfect combination of three bodily fluids stains in one's underwear a.k.a. Grunders at the same time. To achieve Grunder Trifecta status, one must have signficiant fecal, urine and semen stains in the underwear at any one given time (if male). If female, fecal, urine and vaginal discharge stains at any one given time.

The Grunder Trifecta stains can be created all at the same time which requires some significant skill with timing, sexual activity and dietary strategy. Most Grunder Trifectas are created over the course of several days or even weeks allowing the stains to form naturally over time which enhances their appearance and sometimes the quantity and thickness of the stains.

The Grunder Trifecta is often done as a precursor to creating a Grunder Quadfecta which adds a fourth element of smell to the underwear. The Grunder Quadfecta creates a strong allure when adding stench and aroma to the stains of a Grunder Trifecta.
While in the locker room after football practice, Roger noticed that Frank had been wearing the same Grunders for the past week. When confronted about the situation by Roger, Frank advised that he was just a shart stain away from having a perfect Grunder Trifecta and advised Roger that he was planning to go for the Grunder Quadfecta and anticipated after his date with Sonja the Village Bicycle, he expected that the aroma would permeate the locker room and all the team would embelish him with praise over his accomplishment.
by Eaton Holgoode April 13, 2014
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gounder

Dude 1: Hey man, watch this.

-Dude 1 skateboards into a pole-

Dude 2: bro, you goundered.
by McSnooty October 17, 2009
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grounded

what your parents do to punish you so that you are as miserable as they are.
parent: my life sucks, let's ground junior, so his life is miserable too.
junior: now, i'm grounded. dang it.
by boyfriendsavior January 16, 2011
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grounded

A fad that goanimators make videos of where Caillou (or whoever) gets their stuff taken away for a ridiculously long time.
Oh, oh, oooooooooo. You are grounded grounded grounded for 12443323443556677888 centuries, go to your room now
by Nailed it lol December 19, 2019
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Grunders

Underwear worn more than a 24 hour period of time by either a male or female. Underwear become Grunders after they are worn more than 24 hours or they are soiled and stained from urinary or anal leakage. The hallmark of turning your undies in to Grunders are those that are accentuated by skids and skid marks and mud marks.
Leroy was so behind in his laundry that he ran out of underwear. He ended up wearing the same pair for over two days. He finally did a load of whites after dropping skid marks in his Grunders.
by Eaton Holgoode August 28, 2013
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Gronderful

A combination of great and wonderful. When a situation is so great that great or wonderful can't describe it. Saying "this is fucking great" wouldn't cover it either.
O my God, i haven't eaten all day, this quadruple cheeseburger with fries is gronderful.
by Clinker It On June 14, 2010
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