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Gorking

Furiously Masturbating with your own mucus or someone elses.
Last night I caught my 13 year old brother Gorking in my parents bed. I then proceded to sneak in and join him on his Gorking escapade.
by Kingcactuswolf January 4, 2016
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Growling Clam

When you're eating a girls pussy that hasn't eaten all day and you can hear her stomach growling, resembling that of a growling clam.
Yeah dude, I was going down on Jessica earlier and she had the worst growling clam I've ever heard! It sounded like a damn alligator!
by TDCommitte October 4, 2017
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Groveling

Kissing the feet of your woman to show extreme deference after a bender. This submissive man is overcome with shame and fear while kissing these magnificent feet.
Husband went out last night with the guys and didn't come home until 4:30am. Wife was out of Ambien and only slept for like an hour. Wife ripped husband the biggest asshole and told him he's a man child and that she will not have children with him until he gets his shit together ... And now he is groveling at her feet.
by hamboner08 April 12, 2016
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Gronking

A meme like owling or planking, when a guy has his shirt off showing his muscles, while an attractive woman is wearing his shirt. Usually done for photographic purposes.

Came from when an American football player Rob Gronkowski took a picture with his shirt off with an attractive pornstar (Didi Jones) wearing his jersey.
I got a picture of me Gronking with that random that I raw dogged last night.
by stordiford October 27, 2011
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Gonkling

a slur or contemptuous term for a baby goose
This one angry ass gonker gave birth to a million fucking gonklings and now there is shit all over campus.
by ninthhorizon June 19, 2018
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grondling

v. to fondle someone's genitals
by c. corr October 4, 2005
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Gronking

Verb,The act of violently spiking a football after scoring a touchdown, the act of posing for pictures shirtless with a porn star, the act of being the best at what you do.
"I just scored my 15th touchdown this year. #Gronking"
by ThePatsPunk December 30, 2011
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