gootch

bad sign, an omen of bad things to come

from the movie STAND BY ME. We just flipped coins to see who will go first, we all got "tails" - thats a gootch.

by unsonny July 21, 2008

Grotch

A gross or unsavoury crotch.

...Casey was now face to face with a real grotch, and it became apparent to him that Shaun hadn't showered in nearly a year.

by Jerrrrr April 2, 2007

grotch

A lazy fucker, who is afraid if onions but smells like them. And pees on theirselve, crys about nothing, and likes to hug the floor very often. And also super ratchet

Grotch is Graci Spiceland

by OedipusBiatch October 15, 2013

Grooch

singlewhite-eggnog is someone who is very very very very nice.
You can refer to anyone as a grooch, but you are also referring to them as singlewhite-eggnog.

kathie: singlewhite-eggnog is a grooch.
singlewhite-eggnog: yes i am

by dinosaaaaaawr December 28, 2008

Gootch

Known commonly as a short for gucci, which is a better way to say good.

That was gootch!

by megadethforlife July 25, 2016

Groitch

1. The area of the body used for bongo-tapping; a combination of groin and crotch.
2. An outstanding accomplishment in life, usually making another person feel like a cock goblin in the process.

My groitch hurt after I was kicked in my ding-ding.

Hendo totally groitched Bisbing.

Happy birthday grandpa! You just got groitched.

by Richard Tickler November 28, 2009

Gootchy Goo

To poke in the side as in to tickle. Gootched or gootching

The mom said gootchy goo as the baby laughed.

I gootched you making you laugh.

by Kat2001 February 26, 2010