gootched

Gootched
Meaning to gootch someone
Gootch being the space between your testicles and your anus.

Sticking someone's face in your Gootch

"Aww man your shit just go gootched."
"He just gootched your shit."

by SpiffyMarlin September 5, 2008

getting gootched

When someone comes up behind you and either kicks or hits you in the balls from behind, squishing your rod and tackle against your gootch. Extremely painful, and nearly impossible to block or prepare for, unlike the roshambo. The only defense is extreamly baggy pants, or a cup.

John was lying the the ground for ten minutes after getting gootched.

by Anti November 12, 2004

gooched on

To fall victim to an act of seemingly unjust and unfair circumstances. Often case the situation is out of the victim's control.

Brian: I ran to Bio Class in my boxers because I thought was late for the final. Turns out it was rescheduled for next week.
Sam: Damn, nigga, you got gooched on.

by Yung Kimchi October 23, 2015

gooched

The act or description of a person, place or thing that has been broken, tainted, or has been destroyed. Named for the famous character in "Diff'rent Strokes" (Episode 44, Return of the Gooch) that wanted to beat up Willis.

That thing is all gooched. You better throw it away.

My dad borrowed my sweatshirt and spilled coffee on it. Now it's all gooched up.

After that accident Jimmy is gooched. He has to wear a special brace on his leg.

Whoa! Easy with the crystal vase you're gonna gooch it up.

He should have never tried to bang her on the first date. He completely gooched that up.

by merlineternal January 20, 2008

Gooched

When in competition being defeated without scoring. To be Shutout.

Don't even step to Me Aaron, last time we played you got gooched.

Damn Skaz beat you 48-0? You got straight gooched!

by Skazellino September 8, 2011

gooched

wronged or screwed over, especially in relation to UVA on-grounds housing; getting a terrible room assignment in all possible aspects

(Upon seeing one's housing assignment): "DUDE, I totally got gooched! This sucks...I'm finding an apartment instead..."

"HAHAHA. You got assigned to Gooch/Dillard?! BAHAHAH, yeah, someone totally gooched you!"

by ay-sea-em December 20, 2008

glotched

Glotched is another word for saying that you are really really fucking stoned and had your fill of indulgence.

Dude I feel "GLOTCHED" out! Man!

by Tony Garcia December 30, 2007