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Goobert

A quirky, funny and adorable wife or girlfriend. A term of endearment towards all the personal traits that only a husband or boyfriend would find funny.
A: Darling, what are you doing?
B: Watching TV with my two favourite dog print cushions

A: I love you, You're such a Goobert
by Bunny Kings September 28, 2012
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Goobert

A Goobert is sexy and cute and cuddly and he is so playful and happy and can always find something to do or occupy himself. He does not like french fries or lettuce and will pick the meat out of a whole hamburger. A Goobert is usually very short and stocky with an under bite and very sexy lips. His penis is most likely, fuzzy and balls are always big. His face and ears make him look like a bat, you might think him to be a secret under cover super hero. A Goobert is mainly carnivorous and will not take anything butt. A Goobert will always be happy and excited to see you by shaking his entire body. Some may say that a Goobert looks like a moo or a (cow).He is kind of gay but that's okay because he doesn't even know it he just a pupple-up. A Goobert is always happy. A Goobert is usually very silky and sexy and handsome. He gives licks. And will warm up and nuzzle up to your body at night cuz he loves you. He usually likes to chill or take his g naps in a pup cave or under a bunch of blankets, the more the blankets the better.
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by GoobertPupLandServiceHole September 24, 2013
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gooberdoodle

someone who is a goof troop the max, not knowing how to interact in a social situation.
Man that guy is still wearing pleated shorts, what a gooberdoodle.
by jccp4jc74 September 14, 2009
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Goobert

A pederast who gets into all kinds of zany and wacky trouble with the law.
That person is such a goobert, he pederized my child.
by Chris Crowbody March 2, 2008
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Gooberton

Someone acting goobishly, or silly
The guy balancing a bottle on his head is a gooberton.
by Derpman248 December 17, 2023
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Gooberton

Gooberton (noun):

A whimsical and endearing term that refers to a person who possesses an exceptional talent for making others laugh through goofy antics, playful gestures, or light-hearted humor. A Gooberton is known for their infectious joy, creating a positive and uplifting atmosphere wherever they go. The term combines "goofy" and "jubilant," encapsulating the essence of someone who brings a sense of carefree merriment to those around them. In essence, a Gooberton is a master of spreading laughter and brightening even the gloomiest of days with their unique blend of silliness and good-natured spirit.
John's unexpected Gooberton moment had everyone in stitches at the office meeting.
by permalead December 26, 2023
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Goobertonin

Afucking idiot who like horror
"Dude i hate goobertonin"
by goobertonin May 23, 2025
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