by RG87 December 31, 2011
Get the Rob Gronkowski mug.The kid was weaker than the bully he was fighting, so with all his strength, he KICKED the bully's ass by kicking him in the nuts! Such as great groin attack!
Kid: YEAH!!!
Bully: OWWWW!!!!!
Kid: YEAH!!!
Bully: OWWWW!!!!!
by cool91a May 28, 2014
Get the groin attack mug.A super human being. Can have sex with pornstars after a loss in the super bowl. Super good at sports. Excels in the bedroom. Has muscles bigger than Poseidon's penis.
That guy is a total Gronkowski he can play all the sports.
Where were you last night? I was with a Gronkowski, I'm so sore this morning.
That guys muscles make him look like a Gronkowski.
Where were you last night? I was with a Gronkowski, I'm so sore this morning.
That guys muscles make him look like a Gronkowski.
by obesecatdancer December 12, 2013
Get the gronkowski mug.When the famed New England Patriot Rob Gronkowski scores a touchdown and spikes the ball in celebration
Fan #1: Touchdown Gronkowski!!
Fan #2: Here comes The Gronkowski Spike!
Fan #3: The what??
Fan #2: Look it up asshole
Fan #2: Here comes The Gronkowski Spike!
Fan #3: The what??
Fan #2: Look it up asshole
by bostonfan123 January 28, 2012
Get the The Gronkowski Spike mug.The area of skin on either side of the nutsack, in between the balls and the thigh and not quite far back enough to be the taint.
Go ahead and rub my groint.
by Shepporama August 28, 2008
Get the groint mug.A young person, under 25 years of age, who is attracted to older people who are 45 years old or older.
by SaveTheParsley March 29, 2022
Get the grinkler mug.The super virus /sexually transmitted disease that has resulted from New England Patriots Tight End Rob Gronkowski having sex with everyone's girlfriends, wives and favorite porn stars. The condition can only be cured by a heavy dose of antibiotics or if Rob Gronkowski opens his mouth and speaks.
If the Patriots game just ended and your wife seemed to only be cheering for Gronkowski and now she's horny... be careful she may have the Gronk.
If after sex you feel nauseous and dirty and things just don't seem right, you may have to go to the doctor... you might have the Gronk.
(Note: There is a higher chance your lady has the Gronk if you are a Jets fan)
If after sex you feel nauseous and dirty and things just don't seem right, you may have to go to the doctor... you might have the Gronk.
(Note: There is a higher chance your lady has the Gronk if you are a Jets fan)
by The Civil Word Servant February 3, 2012
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