Grinching

The act of stealing packages from peoples' homes (i.e. porch piracy) during the holiday season. People often partake in grinching to avoid spending their own money on costly Christmas gifts.

A: Hey man, what presents did you buy for your family this year?
B: I didn't buy shit. I'm going grinching around the neighborhood this week.

by c. wrangler July 14, 2022

Grinchifed

being turned into the grinch by the proses of grinchification

"dude i smoked so much weed i got Grinchifed"

by BigStew August 14, 2022

Grinches

Plural form of Grinch

Jack, I want you to paint me. like one of your French Grinches

by Beetle fetus December 14, 2022

Grinching

Having a large, surprising erection from a penis of below-average size.

The term is derived from the climax of Dr. Seuss’s How The Grinch Stole Christmas: “And what happened, then? Well, in Whoville they say — that the Grinch’s small heart grew three sizes that day.”

“That ho was so fine, I was grinching before we even got back to her dorm!” Xander exclaimed, “it was about time to I laid the rumors of my small dong to rest.”

by DickStinkem January 13, 2023

Grinchin’

when you eat or drink a lot and feel really full with your belly sticking out like the grinch

Bro I ate this taco bell box and I started grinchin’

by PlasmaFlaming October 4, 2023

grinches pinched a little before easter

the greench crook!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

he stole christianafrendship

grinches pinched a little before easter

by xdr5t3evq3q October 30, 2023

Grinchlighting

The act of making someone think they are being a Grinch, when you in fact are being quite Grinchy.

1. My girlfriend tried Grinchlighting me into thinking I was going to hell for not giving this kid one of our puppies. Come to find out, she knows him and also that he’s allergic to dogs!

2. Yo, I just donated $20 to the Salvation Army guy after he gave me a mean look on the way into Walmart. 5 minutes later I see him buy crack off my cousin with that same $20. I think I got Grinchlit.

by fiddledude December 4, 2023