Grinch Nuts

when the temperature outside is so cold that, like the Grinch's heart, your balls shrink to "2 times too small"

Stone: "Hey man, how's the weather outside?"

Bailey:"How's the weather? Man, take a look at these Grinch Nuts!"

by Malibu Nights January 14, 2010

grinchitude

Adopting a view of disdain or scorn towards Christmas and the Christmas spirit.

It's time those liberal lefties dropped the grinchitude and got into the Christmas spirit.

by Patrick E. Parker December 10, 2008

Grinchmas

Loosely based on the holiday of Festivus, Grinchmas is a time to degrade and embarrass all and any who you deem deserving. Grinchmas is celebrated from midnight of Christmas Eve to 5:45 AM of Christmas morning. Social networks are commonly used to spit grinchmas venom far and wide.

Damn, did you see what was said about Mark Dorsey during Grinchmas? Poor guy's feelings must really be hurt.

by GrinchmasMiracle December 27, 2010

Goinched

The act of sneaking up behind another person and proceeding to forcefully grab their junk. You must always yell the word "goinch" after you have successfully completed your goinch.

Damn nigga he got goinched hard as fuck!

He got goinched so hard that he cries when he sits down!

Damn Daniel, that kid got goinched hard as fuck!

Yesterday I got goinched, I can't even feel my testicles right now...

by YGproductions June 2, 2016

honey grinch

An ugly ass boy by the name of nas aka honey grinch

Ewwww honey grinch lookg ugly af today

by Queen vee December 10, 2016

grinch fingers

marijuana, pot, grass, WEED.

"Me and Ricky are gonna pick up some grinch fingers then listen to led zeppelin backwards, if you want to come."

by Pete Leg October 18, 2007

grinch

Slang word meaning cunt from the How I Met Your Mother episode: How Lily Stole Christmas.

Ted: On Marshall's answering machine Hey, Marshall. Still moping on the couch about Lily? Forget about her. You need to get over that Grinch.
Older Ted: Flashback But I didn't say Grinch. I said a bad word. I said a very, very bad word...
Ted: Oh, fudge.
Older Ted: Flashback But I didn't say fudge.

Ted: She took the decorations? That Grinch!
Older Ted: Flashback That time I really did say Grinch.

by Mike Stark June 10, 2014