Gridder

The term gridder refers to someone who is absolutely entrenched in society and thinks everything they see and hear in the media must be true. Gridders live a very “on the grid” lifestyle. They work a 9-5, eat processed foods, live in a metropolitan area, and NEVER question science. A gridder is easily tricked by words somebody wrote online.

To a gridder, a famous actor is basically a scientist and politician.

by BarterBlex January 13, 2022

Cowgirl Gliding

When a horny, wet female climbs on top of the male in cowgirl position and glides his rigid penis back and forth between her engorged pussy lips, at a vigorous pace, until he busts his nut. Gliding does not involve vaginal penetration. And requires extreme vaginal wetness for the maximum glide.

Rachel did a little cowgirl gliding on me last night. She was going so fast I blew nut in like 2 minutes.

by Eaton Holgoode April 24, 2017

gradiate

The unofficial verb of gradient, often used in image manipulation.

If you create landscape pictures, you'll need to gradiate sunsets to make them look realistic.

by TheLastGoodSubmitter July 19, 2013

Off Grid

Traditionally, off grid is the term describing life lived without connection to the electrical grid. Often using solar panels and batteries to supply electrical needs. Being "off grid" can also include being disconnected from town water supplies and sewer systems. As most off grid homes exist in remote places, the former is the still the common term.

Peter has lived off grid for 25 years. Despite its age, his off grid power system is functioning well.

I'm going to be off grid. Seriously, I'm moving to a remote property with no grid power. Means I'm going to need a solar panel and battery if I wish to keep my mobile phone charged!

by Remote living May 12, 2018

gridmeist

when a griddy pope

"bro is gridmeisty"

by discoslime36 February 4, 2023

Text Gliding

When an individual eyes over a body of text, but fails to comprehend and process it. Typically brought on by boredom of the reading material or sleep deprivation.

I pulled an all nighter trying to read Moby Dick, but by 3am I was text gliding like mad.

by shouldbeworking November 28, 2012

Off the grid masturbation

Solo masturbation that occurs without use of the internet, computers/devices, or television. Such as with magazines, imagination, memories, paper photos etc.

I engaged in some off the grid masturbation when the power went out.

by IW64 April 18, 2019