Your ass is grass

Your precious buttocks has now become the center of a very farcical taunt. This phrase implies that "you are going down" in the near future. This phrase being said to you means that your inevitable fate is nearing. It is only half of the full sentence "your ass is grass and i'm gonna mow it." Basically someone is threatening you and you better get the hell outta dodge.

"You fucked my wife enough times Todd, your ass is grass!"

by grassy ass lover 1234 December 28, 2016

sass grass

Yet another term for cannabis

Eyy bruh, pass the sass grass

by DaeBaeFay May 9, 2018

Grass

Magical green substance that commonly grows on dirt. When you touch it, it gives you bitches.

how about you go outside and touch some fucking Grass

by the_fucking_legend. May 12, 2022

gessoing

Applying the art material, gesso to a surface.
(This term is used by Moriah Elizabeth when applying gesso to a surface.)

“By the time I was finished gessoing, I thought of a new idea.

by FangirlShips October 3, 2020

Gression

verb: To be removed from any group.

I got bad news today at work. I got gressioned
One more step out of line and you will be gressioned.
I don't know about you but he should get the gression!

by checklogs April 5, 2020

your ass is grass and I'm the mower

Approximates to: You just fucked up big time, and now you're answering to me! Originated in the military.

Commanding Officer: You tried drifting a Humvee till it went Tango Uniform and then blamed it on your bunkmate?! Your ass is grass, boy, and I'm the mower!

by anonymous January 29, 2005

touch grass

used when someone is doing something weird, stupid, or pointless. it means they need to come back to reality, they need to get some fresh air and get back in touch with how the real world works.

"been keeping track of my crush's snap score. she's most active on friday, least active on monday, most-"
"dude. you need to go touch grass. get a job or something damn"

"the word 'crazy' is inherently ableist and harms neurodivergent people"
"oh my god. please touch grass"

by lacrynx January 18, 2021