A retardedly athletic and poised baseball player that must be equipped with a massive horse cock. Although his horse cock has never been seen, it is confirmed that it exists. A Gerry never does any work but always squints with his mouth open as if confused and deep in thought. He is an absolute fucking specimen yet gets negative respect from his peers.
Friend 1: “Dude holy shit he’s the only one not helping with the tarps..”
Friend 2: “yeah but it’s probably because that horse cock gets in his way”
1: “Oh shit yeah and he’s mouth breathing and his eyes are squinted. He must be a Gerry.”
1 and 2: “what a pussy”
Friend 2: “yeah but it’s probably because that horse cock gets in his way”
1: “Oh shit yeah and he’s mouth breathing and his eyes are squinted. He must be a Gerry.”
1 and 2: “what a pussy”
by pfracture1 June 16, 2018
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Quite possibly the best runner there ever was. He grew up in Spokane, Washington, and had an alcaholic father. He was really wimpy, and when he started high school, he was the biggest wimp there, and was made fun of. He decided to run cross country because he wasn't good at any other sport. He ended up setting world records for running later in his life, and was still cool about it. The role model for any runner. He is also another reason {cross country runners rock, and also shows that it is the best sport.
by XC Ninja November 5, 2005
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"If you keep cutting something in half eventually your hand will touch the wall."
"I know I am wrong but that is not the point."
"My grandmother smells like oxygen."
"I don't wipe, don't make fun of me."
Gerryisms cause break ups.
"I know I am wrong but that is not the point."
"My grandmother smells like oxygen."
"I don't wipe, don't make fun of me."
Gerryisms cause break ups.
by Josh1234abc May 18, 2006
Get the gerryisms mug.Gerry is a sweet girl who tries hard. Nobody can spell her name right and often say she has a guy's name. She doesn't get asked out much and isn t very popular. She is willing to be friends with anyone and own up to her mistakes. She gets upset when people call her beautiful or sexy because she doesn't believe it.
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