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Gremlin Friend

A Gremlin Friend is that one friend we all have who hates the sunlight, has terrible mental health, and has no idea what a sleep schedule is. But they’re also lowkey cute and you want to hug them.
I think I’m the Gremlin Friend.

That’s because you are.
by calcifer the fire demon November 7, 2020
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Vagina Gremlin

A Vagina Gremlin is the little creature that inhabits a women's vagina. The Vagina Gremlin often steals condoms off the woman's unsuspecting partner to use as a sleeping bag. This can result in accidental pregnancy. The only way to obtain the stolen condom is for the woman, or man, to reach in with middle and forefinger and "tickle" the Gremlin until it relinquishes the stolen prophylactic. A woman's period is also caused by the Vagina Gremlin. When the Vagina Gremlin is tired, which is about once a month, he will take a pickaxe and cause the vagina to bleed. The woman, wishing to stop the bleeding, will place a soft, cottony tampon in place which serves as the Vagina Gremlins pillow. It is unknown exactly how many women have a Vagina Gremlin, or how they came into existence.
"I tried to have sex with Andrea last night but her Vagina Gremlin kept taking my condom off."
by Nathanus Maximus April 20, 2012
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glemming

Following GPS directions even though they make no sense.
Liz followed the GPS directions that took her on gravel roads even though she knew a direct route. What a glemming!
by Mooseface December 25, 2018
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Facebook Gremlin

When someone nobody likes adds everybody on Facebook, then continues to creep on them. Then, eventually they try to get with you in person.
Dude, Facebook Gremlin Kelly was creepin all up on those guys on Facebook. She keeps adding everyone!
by Kellycockblock May 25, 2010
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AMC Gremlin

The first American compact car, and the most popular one available in the 70's. It was built from 1970-1978, and was offered with a 6 cyl engine instead of a 4 banger. People often mocked it's wedge shape styling, but it was more stylish then any Pinto, Vega, or Chevette and lasted ALOT longer.
Unlike the Ford Pinto and Chevy Vega, the AMC Gremlin didn't blow up, or rust on dealership lots. Nope, they were reliable, and I used to see them still still cruising the streets back in the 90's.
by Metalhead83 November 20, 2011
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West Indies Gremlin

One who frequently devours young girls when outside of their cage. They can also shapeshift into christy vanderlip.
You remind me of a West Indies gremlin because of your foul stench.
by moist moisturizer 1912 February 22, 2021
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Gremlin Energy

Small angry people. Who often take comfort in being a little bitch, and drinking way too much coffee. You will find such a creature in the woods screaming, or at your door, asking for coffee. Do not be alarmed if they use "slang" such as "what's up bitch" or "I'll step on your bitch". They cannot be tamed, and it is advised to avoid at all costs.
Damn, shes got some gremlin energy/
by gremlingirlyeet101 October 4, 2020
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