seasons greetings

A geekier way of saying "Happy Holidays." Usually embroidered on doormats and other brute holiday paraphernalia for political correctness.

geek: seasons greetings
person: what the
geek: greetings and salutations
person: hrm, your back

by meskk December 31, 2007

greelin

the act of wheelin, and being on your grind.

grind - making money and hustlin
wheelin - sweet talkin the ladies and bringing them home

put then togather your making money and bring home ladies to your big house, not your apparment.

i was greelin hard with that dime broad last night. took her home but dam she was tough. good thing you were greelin.

by thdrizzy August 10, 2010

reverse greetings

A way to say goodbye to a friend, relative or stranger.

Person: "Alright, I gotta get to class."
Person 2: "Awe, okay. Reverse greetings!"

by yongobonghoe June 8, 2018

a penis greeting

When she wakes up to morning wood and is surprised.

Who Terry he gave me a penis greeting this morning!

by Dinglerbingle June 3, 2016

greeding card

Combination of "greeting card" and "greed," describing a personal greeting card that you get in the mail that has money or a check in it.

A greeding card from Uncle Ralph, sweet.

by Ae5Ea8 February 26, 2015

greeting orbit

When you're with someone and run into an acquaintance of his/hers. They exchange greetings, which leads to a conversation, and you stand there smiling like a dummy wondering if you'll ever be introduced.

We strolled through the crowd arm in arm, she knowing everyone and stopping to chat - me knowing nobody and in perpetual greeting orbit.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ October 24, 2009

Cincinnati greeting card

n. To leave one's flatus in an elevator prior to departing an elevator so that the new arrivals receive the essence of the Queen city. Greeting cards delivered anonymously are silent.

Dude, as I got off the elevator in the lobby this morning the CEO was getting on with like a dozen others. I left an anonymous Cincinnati greeting card for him to enjoy on his ride to the 12th floor.

by zehnmonkey September 15, 2011