greenprint

A sketchy map depicting the right route with all the wrong proportions.

(while trekking deep in the heart of Patagonia)
Girl: Oh my... I think we just got lost...
Boy 1: This damn map is just your usual useless greenprint.
Boy 2: Let me lit this MJ and we'll be fine.

by FashionExpertAndPianoMaster January 14, 2013

greenpigman

Another word for a retard

Yeah remember Andrew? That kid was such a greenpigman

by one_melony_boy September 17, 2019

Mr. Greepy

Someone who is both Gay and Creepy

That guy watching the kids soccer game is such a Mr. Greepy.

by tough23 March 16, 2010

greem

It's like Green, only moreso

The grass is always greemer on the other side of the fence

by Dillon Farnum March 27, 2005

Greeping

1) The act of greeting someone, whether present or not, while one is asleep.
2) The act of sexual advances or inappropriate behavior toward another while one is asleep.

I couldn't sleep last night because my roommate slept walked to my bedroom and began greeping me.

by Cracker_Barrelite May 10, 2010

greesper

a sly, cunning person that uses his ways a lot to con or brainwash someone to do what he wants. this person is the opposite of a gwapper

did you see the way that dude tricked that girl into hooking up with him? what a freaking greesper man!

dude you are greesping hard right now. ive never seen anyone greesp this hard in my life.

by MikeyDoo01 July 7, 2011

greepstar

1)a fine ass greeper(ho thats tryna borrow money).
2)a dime piece ass bitch thats tryna borrow your money.
3)a hott ass bitch that you want to ask to borrow your money; so that you can slay her.

Damn Robin with the tan and tha fat ass is an ultimate greepstar.

by Russell Geronimo December 29, 2007