Greedbag

What you call person who is too greedy or selfish - if someone eats too much or hogs too much of something they can be called greedbag.

Person A eats 3 boxes of doughnuts. Person B shouts "Greedbag!"

by Nintendan27 December 31, 2012

Greedo shoots first

The greatest edit ever in the history of Star Wars, anyone who thinks different is a total moron!

Don't you just love the way he killed that man, it was like Greedo shoots first, dodging the man's attack before pulling of an attack of his own.

by 160 IQ Gungan January 14, 2013

greedbay

The REAL name for the online auction giant that will hopefully soon self-destruct. They have increased the final value fees so much, sellers can no longer afford to sell, hence the new name

Hey check out greedbay... they are bending over their sellers AGAIN

by pattiC January 11, 2009

Greedy Baby

The act of sucking on both of a woman's nipples at the same time. Because of the physical limitations of this act, it can only be done with large breasted woman.

Bro, this girl with huge melons was riding me last night and I was a real greedy baby.

by Jizzex Platinum November 24, 2018

corporate greed

A corporation's pursuit of gaining an over sufficient quantity of wealth by making decisions that are absent of any notion of morals and ethics.

Raising the price of a life saving drug from $30 to $700 per pill is the result of corporate greed.

by Diry Hippy January 5, 2016

Greechies

When you get extremely excited for an event you are looking forward to as an adult, and your body tenses up to the point where you can't talk or move correctly.

As we sat and planned for the party at the lake with my friends, I got the greechies and couldn't talk or move for a few seconds.

by kasual_dan July 1, 2021

The 25th Island of Greece

Did I ever tell you what the definition of insanity is? Insanity is doing the exact... same fucking thing... over and over again expecting... shit to change... That. Is. Crazy. The first time somebody told me that, I dunno, I thought they were bullshitting me, so, boom...I shot him! The thing is... He was right. And then I started seeing, everywhere I looked, everywhere I looked all these fucking pricks, everywhere I looked, doing the exact same fucking thing... over and over and over and over again thinking, 'This time is gonna be different, no, no, no please... This time is gonna be different'.

Some random asshole: "the 25th Island of Greece is looking kinda sus"
Everyone who is somewhat normal: Please, make it stop.

by Hamzaisinbred March 21, 2021