Gravity Cat

When it is not amused with your actions, it floats in the air and shoots nerve gas out of its ass while continuously spinning around, killing everyone that happens to be in the same room. Yes, you read that correctly. Do not piss off Gravity Cat.

(shown on a movie screen)

Please silence your cell phones.

...................................NOW...................................

GRAVITY CAT NOT AMUSED

*floats high up in front of the screen and shoots nerve gas from its ass*

by visiblewind July 6, 2010

Ghost In The Graveyard

A game played with a group of people either outside at night or in a large, dark room. The goal of the game is to find the "ghost" and avoid getting tagged. Before the game begins, a "base" or safe zone is agreed upon. One person is chosen to be the "ghost" and hides while the others cover their eyes and count out loud to a specific number, usually to 45 or 50. After everyone is done counting, they go and try to find the ghost. If someone sees the ghost, they yell "ghost in the graveyard", and then everyone tries to run back to the base without getting tagged by the ghost. If nobody sees the ghost, then the ghost has two options. He/she can continue hiding, and then if someone gets close they can jump out to tag and scare that person. Or, the ghost can move around stealthily to try and confuse everyone. If someone is tagged, then they become the ghost for the next round. If nobody gets tagged, then the ghost hides again.

"A warm, dark, and slightly windy night. Perfect weather for Ghost In The Graveyard!"

by Eric Novitsky June 13, 2008

gravity storm

1. Randomly tripping over nothing or one's own feet
2. Randomly falling over due to inebriation. Term originally coined by musician Jimmy Buffet.

1. Josh was walking down the street when he fell to the ground due to a freak gravity storm.
2. Andy was so trashed that he was bound to experience a gravity storm at some point.

by Joe-shwa May 10, 2007

Gravity Ducking

The act of not doing work at all in a ICT Class

"Hey John lets start gravity ducking"
"Okay Timmy"

by John Brickmen March 11, 2013

Graveyard Shift

The worst shift to work; one must work through the night while tired and bored as fuck.

John: You comin' to the party tomorrow night?
Mike: Nah, I got the graveyard shift.
John: Ouch, sorry man.

by boreda August 8, 2012

graveyard dead

Death resulting from an extreme method. A death so extreme that there is no attempt made at saving your life or even checking your pulse.

Holmes was out drinking the other day and decided to cross the interstate, he was too drunk to notice any traffic and got hit by six different cars, he died, he be dead, like "graveyard dead".

by Yordys July 14, 2006

coaches graveyard

The University of South Carolina. In over 100 years of playing college football, the University of South Carolina has had only one Head Coach that has gone on to be the Head Coach of another school.

Several coaches have won National Championships as Head Coaches of Division I schools prior to becoming the Head Coach at South Carolina. Not one left South Carolina with a winning record and none have gone on to coach elsewhere following their stint in Columbia.

W.H. "Dixie" Whaley, W.P. Murphy, William "Bill" Wertenbaker, I.O. Hunt, Byron W. "By" Dickson,
C.R. Williams, Christie Benet, Douglas McKay, John H. Neff, N.B. "Red" Edgerton, Rice Warren,
Dixon Foster, Frank M. Dobson, Sol S. Metzger, Branch Bocock, Harry Lightsey, W.L. "Billy" Laval,
Don McCallister, Rex Enright, Lt. James P. Moran, Williams "Doc" Newton, John D. McMillan,
Warren Giese, Marvin Bass, Paul Dietzel, Jim Carlen, Richard Bell, Joe Morrison, Brad Scott,
Lou Holtz, and now Steve Spurrier have all fallen victim to the "Coaches Graveyard."

by ResJudicocka June 21, 2008