A sex position for a two male one female threesome in which the two men face each other and the woman is hung upside down via one knee over the shoulder of one man. She is then penetrated vaginally and anally by each man respectively and swung back and forth. Resembling the pendulum of a grandfather clock.
"Simon asked if i wanted to make a grandfather clock the other day."
"You're not a clockmaker"
"Neither is simon"
"You're not a clockmaker"
"Neither is simon"
by Slaginsecret May 13, 2023
Get the Grandfather Clockmug. The best Catch-22 of them all: What if your grandfather was a truly horrific person and you were forced to go back in time and kill him before he could do those bad things. But, if you succeed and your grandmother hasn’t been impregnated with your dad or mum yet, you would not be born, and if you weren’t born, nobody killed your grandfather and well… you know where this is going.
Person 1: “Yo, what’s your favourite paradox?”
Person 2: “It’s The Grandfather Paradox. Such a fascin-.”
Person 1: “Fuck off, it’s so overrated.”
Person 2: “It’s The Grandfather Paradox. Such a fascin-.”
Person 1: “Fuck off, it’s so overrated.”
by YellowBinLorry May 24, 2023
Get the The Grandfather Paradoxmug. A man’s longest pubic hair, the one that started to grow in first. For girls, this would be their grandmother hair.
Traditionally cut off and eaten in a last meal in specific First Nations culture, in soup or stew to celebrate the growth and life of the individual. In First Nations culture they call it Igrabaara (longevity follicle).
Traditionally cut off and eaten in a last meal in specific First Nations culture, in soup or stew to celebrate the growth and life of the individual. In First Nations culture they call it Igrabaara (longevity follicle).
Example 1
Girl: Let’s get freaky tonight, babe!
Boy: Then you’ve gotta bite off my grandfather hair!
Girl: Yes, daddy! I’ll do anything you say!
Example 2
Our grandpa, Ikiiolio, is celebrating his final hours tonight, and is having his Igrabaara stew for dinner, as part of tradition.
Girl: Let’s get freaky tonight, babe!
Boy: Then you’ve gotta bite off my grandfather hair!
Girl: Yes, daddy! I’ll do anything you say!
Example 2
Our grandpa, Ikiiolio, is celebrating his final hours tonight, and is having his Igrabaara stew for dinner, as part of tradition.
by weenielover1939 April 14, 2019
Get the grandfather hairmug. The extra stitch added to episiotomy (taint) sutures to make the vagina just a little bit tighter after child birth.
“You need to ask the doctor to give her a grandfather stitch to return that cooch to factory-new condition.”
by steve-o-reno September 5, 2010
Get the Grandfather Stitchmug. by UrbanAsassin69 June 3, 2010
Get the grandfather clockmug. When your girlfriend won't let you have sex with her because of her period.you then convince her to let you pull out her tampon with your teeth, you then sit on her chest and hold her arms down as you proceed to swing the blood soaked plug over her face like a pendulum
by brown Charlie October 4, 2008
Get the grandfather clockmug. When a patron that isn't of legal drinking age enters an establishment before it transitions from restaurant status to bar/club status thus bypassing ID checks at the door.
Geoff: "Grant, let's all go celebrate your birthday at that new establishment and get you really drunk so your girlfriend can take full advantage of you."
Grant: "But my girlfriend isn't legal drinking age yet."
Geoff: "No worries, lets get there early and she can use the grandfather clause."
Grant: "That seems appropriate."
Kris: "People do that."
Nicole: "That makes sense."
Geoff: "I'm sure there's no science to support that."
Grant: "But my girlfriend isn't legal drinking age yet."
Geoff: "No worries, lets get there early and she can use the grandfather clause."
Grant: "That seems appropriate."
Kris: "People do that."
Nicole: "That makes sense."
Geoff: "I'm sure there's no science to support that."
by Kris May 22, 2011
Get the Grandfather clausemug.