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Haji grabass

The act in which middle eastern males grab, touch or snatch each others genitals or butts.
Get back to work! There's no playing Haji grabass when you're supposed to be digging that trench!
by PoweredByMexican July 25, 2010
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Grobanite

A Grobanite can be characterized as a rapid woman or man who enjoys the auricle ecstacy of Josh Groban's harmonious voice. Many of them rampage through the streets in the pursuit of being 'Joshed'

See Joshed Grobanitis and/or obsessed
Josh Groban's fans are known as Grobanites.

I think the Grobanites are beginning to scare Josh.
by Jel-kaj January 22, 2004
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grabasstic

Having the qualities of a playground game of grab-ass, ie, totally chaotic and disorganized.
John's presentation at the meeting was so grabasstic that no one knew what the hell he was getting at.
by Serpent January 7, 2004
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grobanite

someone who thinks Josh Groban is the greatest person on the face of the planet. when someone ask who their celebrity crush is, they respond Josh Groban with out a pause. They listen to every album, and watch every horrible tv special featuring Josh Groban. If you say anything negative towards Josh Groban, they will never speak to you again. they are usually overly nice people, and sheltered kids.
steve: omg i checked her cd case and all she had was Josh Groban.

jim: what a grobanite
by rocketman1776 February 5, 2010
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Grobanitis

An illness pertaining to and/or restricted to Grobanites.

Characterized by sudden twitching and obbsessive listening to music by Josh Groban. Grobanitis becomes a serious problem and is also known as "Josh-Deprovation"

See Grobanite
I think I'm gettin' Grobanitis! I haven't heard Josh in three hours!
by Jel-kaj January 22, 2004
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garbanzo

A way of saying something is terrible, garbage, trash, etc.
Jorge: Did you see me playing at the basketball game last night? I missed all my shots! Absolute garbanzo.
Michael: Yeah bro, you were trash out there.
by Stupid Freshman Club November 10, 2018
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grabsnapper

Someone who takes a hold of the penis for a "hand job" for the first date. Usually rough about it.
She was a real grabsnapper
by mike lavoie November 12, 2004
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