by Kiyoshio August 6, 2011
Get the Gangster Gouge mug.When someone says something so goddamned stupid that you cut your own cock off just to slap them with it.
by Tipdock January 24, 2017
Get the Vasectomy Van Gogh mug.The blatant, purposeful and nefarious act of overcharging for condoms. Mainly perpetuated by chain drug stores, such as CVS, service stations, and assorted other 24-hr convenient stores.
Hey dude, I've got a tip for you. Never buy connies at CVS. I paid $13.49 for a box of 12, last week. Then tonight I went to grocery store, and the same prophylactics were $3.99. Dude, fuck CVS-- that's straight-up "dick-gouging!"
by midnightheorist February 14, 2010
Get the dick-gouging mug.An event action or experience that makes you feel worse than certain death and evokes such a strong reaction that you want to violently hurt yourself in order to communicate just how bad you feel
For example getting on a commuter train in the morning whilst bitches are taking selfies and shouting about how many hours they work and that all they do is get up go to work but they managed to get a gym session in this morning but FML it's so hard earning all this money and not being able to spend it. Makes me want to GOUGE MY EYES OUT
by Sallybrownakaanon August 18, 2016
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Get the gouching mug.by kelv-blueshark August 19, 2003
Get the gouge mug.A term of endearment, used to name objects or animals that are of sentimental value. Most commonly used to describe pets, especially cats. It can also be used describe inanimate objects such as laptops, bicycles, and rollerskis.
by Fuzzyskier May 10, 2009
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