gosser moment

When you do something extrememly stupid and make an ass of yourself.

He ran into the closed door? What a Gosser Moment!

by Necroscope March 30, 2005

Gosder

The greatest NFL player of all-time, offensive tackle Gosder Cherilus, the man who has brought the Detroit Lions into a new era, which shall be called the Gosder Cherilus era.

With the 17th pick of the 2008 Draft, the Detroit Lions enter into the Gosder Cherilus era.

by spankdatfaddie October 18, 2008

gosper

Verb. To gosper is to appoint a family member to a position ahead of a properly chosen candidate.

"Did you get that job, mate?" "Nah, I was gospered at the last minute."
See Olympic 2000 torch relay start in Greece.

by Waterlogged January 4, 2007

gorker

geek, dork and loser combined into one word.

look at that chick, she is a major gorker!

by Deeelow7 July 20, 2009

gorker

Much like the shocker, only instead of "two in the pink, one in the stink" it is "one in the pink, two in the stink"

Johnny attacked Sallys brown hole and vag with the gorker.

by ChaunceyBillups March 10, 2007

goiker

an obstuse wenis that dangles 2 inches below the elbow. commonly seen on fat asses that don't keep their wenis in tip top shape. this is a very unfortunate sight to see. ask anyone, they will tell you the same.

holy moly kerrie, would you get a look at that goiker!!

person #2: oh my gosh, that goiker looks like a saggy nipple.

by Queeta October 26, 2006

Guk Gooker

Someone who swallows big loads of guk (cum) and makes loud gulping sounds..

Monica was by far the best guk gooker of all IFAC...

She learned from Mark G who was the previously reining queen of the guk gookers...

by MonicQ March 12, 2010