i gotchu

1. A standardized reply such as coolstorybro to reply to any referenced statement. A reply-to-everything saying, when you really don't have anything.

2. In act of trolling, something one would reply as

3. A standard reply from a guido or Italian

-yahoo answers-

AlexJ: Help I'm pregnant and I don't know how to get a abortion. I'm 8 months pregnant. plz help!

TrollBro: i gotchu

by ke$haROX April 5, 2011

gochuface

a penis for a head; used as an insult

"You gochuface!!!"

by tree December 2, 2003

godchurch

An object bought without consideration of its price or materialistic value.

I just dropped knew merchandise, and its selling like a godchurch

by pingfoobar May 31, 2017

gotchur

Having something of somebody else's.

I gotchur back mofu.

by G. Matthew.. September 30, 2020

grrchuu

grrchuu is bad at maths

grrchuu: hey friend do you know what 7000/1000??
friend: are you dumb ...

by swishhywishhy March 23, 2021

Gotchur

Gotchur. Meaning I got your + noun. See Gotchu.

Timmy: I needs more food.

Sally: I gotchur food.

by davyjonesasscrack July 5, 2022

I gotchu

Short for 'I got you"
A reassurance given when owed something, but likely will never get what you are owed.

Tom: You got that $200 you owe me?
Jamie: Man don't worry, I gotchu

by TylerRyan December 23, 2021